[telling McGee about Gibbs being out of town, looks at Delilah] Can she be trusted?
I have a higher security clearance than any of you.
So did Mata Hari.
“Whiskey Tango Foxtrot” · Season 11, Episode 1
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (3), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (3), Leon Vance (2), Fornell (2), Timothy McGee (1), Abby Sciuto (1), Ducky Mallard (1), Jimmy Palmer (1)
[telling McGee about Gibbs being out of town, looks at Delilah] Can she be trusted?
I have a higher security clearance than any of you.
So did Mata Hari.
After what happened to SECNAV, I'm tempted to ground you.
After what happened to SECNAV, how can I stay?
[...]
[to Vance] You want anything from the Tehran gift shop?
[Ducky comes into the examination room while an unknown intruder is working at a computer terminal.]
They were all out of apple fritters, Mr. Palmer, you'll have to make do with this; it's a bear claw. Where's Mr. Palmer? Who're you? This room is for authorized personnel only! So unless I see some credentials, I-
[The man shoves Ducky away and runs for the door just as Palmer comes in; the two collide and start struggling.]
Call security!
[Ducky knocks the intruder cold with one of his aluminium surgical bowls]
[grins] Who needs security? [scoffs] Tie him up!
[Later]
[The intruder is being held inside the interrogation room while Ducky and Tony observe from behind the glass.]
[to Tony] I must say, our victim appears markedly smaller than when Mr. Palmer and I pummeled him into next week. Today we met danger head on and emerged victorious.
Sir, instead of wasting time what if I just hang around here, as a visitor doing purely visiting things. [holds his "visitor" ID]
[smiles] We could use the company.
[after Fornell explains that a terrorist group and some American companies are in cahoots] Gordon Gekko meets bin Laden.
[Tony, McGee and Fornell are sitting in the squad room when Gibbs walks in]
How was the desert? They say it's the dry heat. [Gibbs flings his scarf into Fornell's face as he walks to his desk]
Welcome back, Boss.
What've we got?
The usual. Went to hell while you were gone.
I've got sniper slugs in my living room. The Duckman found a rat in his lab. And, uh, there's a terrorist named Parso...
Yeah I know all that, DiNozzo.
Of course you do.
[...]
[Parsons walks into the squad room, to the shock of McGee and Tony]
Yeah, he's ok. [slaps Parsons hard on the back]
[awkwardly] It's nice to see that you guys are alive and well. [looks at an unimpressed McGee and Tony] Look, I'm sorry about the––
I want my badge back!
[Gibbs looks at him] Yeaaahh. I can understand that. Not a problem. [Fornell looks at Parsons in amusement] Now that the case is, uh... [sees Gibbs looking him intently]...dismissed, I'll talk with Director Vance about it.
[still unimpressed] Thank you, Dick.
You know, I'm not gonna kiss you goodnight.
[incredulously] What??
Why are you walking me to my car? We breaking up?
If I could I would but unfortunately I trust you.
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