Delilah quotes from NCIS

Abby

[telling McGee about Gibbs being out of town, looks at Delilah] Can she be trusted?

Delilah

I have a higher security clearance than any of you.

Abby

So did Mata Hari.

Delilah

Think I've found something. So I was going through files on Wells' computer when I saw this on his web browser. [shows computer monitor with columns of numbers on it] I'm thinking it's some kind of code, unlike any I've ever seen.

Gibbs

That's not code. That's football!

Abby

[after telling Gibbs that she and Delilah broke the case] Don't thank me. This one is Delilah

Delilah

Oh no no. It was nothing. All I did was break the code in the operating system

Abby

Oh don't be so modest. Most people can't do that.

Delilah

Yeah but it was your idea, Abby. I mean, without your–– [Gibbs impatiently slams the Caf-Pow onto the table]

Tony

Professor X... [with accents] Lieutenant Dan...! Dr. Strangelove!

Delilah

Ah! How about Logan Cale? Jake Sully!

Tony

The old lady from Titanic...

Delilah

Hey, since you're all here, I would like to thank you for taking out that evil coward bastard Benham Parsa.

Tony

[deadpan] You know, that was actually the name on the death certificate.

Delilah

I know you and Tim are close.

Tony

[deadpan] We have showered together.

Abby

Can we just acknowledge the brain power in this room right now? We have a forensic cyber specialist, a cyber terrorist hunter and a cyber spy

Bishop

For the last time, I wasn't a spy.

Abby

We're the cyber dream team.

Bishop

Sounds official. Do we get jerseys?

Delilah

Oooh! Or secret matching decoder rings!

McGee

Abby, can I call you back?

Abby

No, you can't. I mean, everything's fine and there's no reason to panic.

McGee

Then why do you sound panicky?

Delilah

My water broke, Tim!

McGee

Delilah?

Abby

I-I just, I went over to your place for breakfast and it just happened.

McGee

Uh, uh, are-are you okay? Is she okay?

Delilah

I'm okay!

Abby

She's okay. She's-she's just, she's breathing really hard.

McGee

How did this happen? I mean, you're not due for another three weeks.

Delilah

Well, apparently, the babies had other plans, darling.

Abby

Just meet us at the hospital!

McGee

Wait. Wait, Abbs.