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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 7

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Season 7 quotes

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S7The Brute Man (movie)

[while a police detective chain smokes multiple cigarettes outside a house]

Crow [as detective] Wow, these cigarettes are really addicting! I wonder if they know about that.

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MAMike [as detective]

They should get kids going on these things!

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CACrow [as detective]

[inhales] Aw man, I should have bought at least eight more cartons!

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SAServo [as detective]

[inhales] Man, I just love these things!

CACrow [as detective]

[inhales] Ah, I love cigs. I gotta get a carton of these for my pregnant wife.

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SAServo [as detective]

What I love, really, is that they're so good for you. [inhales]

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DDetective

Good evening, Mr Scott.

CSClifford Scott

Hello. I'm sorry you have to stay out here.

DDetective

That's alright, sir, it's my job. Goodnight.

CACrow [as detective]

By the way, you mind if I smoke out here?

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[after a gunshot is heard in the house]

DDetective

[trying to get into the house] Mr. Scott?! Mr. Scott?!

CACrow [as detective]

Do you have a cigarette?!

[The Creeper slowly climbs the ladder of a fire escape.]

Ladies and gentlemen! In the center ring, the Creeper will now attempt the high...thing.

[Mike and Servo both crack up.]

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