[while a police detective chain smokes multiple cigarettes outside a house]
Crow [as detective] Wow, these cigarettes are really addicting! I wonder if they know about that.
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They should get kids going on these things!
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[inhales] Aw man, I should have bought at least eight more cartons!
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[inhales] Man, I just love these things!
[inhales] Ah, I love cigs. I gotta get a carton of these for my pregnant wife.
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What I love, really, is that they're so good for you. [inhales]
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Good evening, Mr Scott.
Hello. I'm sorry you have to stay out here.
That's alright, sir, it's my job. Goodnight.
By the way, you mind if I smoke out here?
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[after a gunshot is heard in the house]
[trying to get into the house] Mr. Scott?! Mr. Scott?!
Do you have a cigarette?!
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