[of the brattily catty Colonel Briteis butting heads with amateur Commander Moore]
Someone get that lady a saucer of milk.
S1Project Moonbase (movie)
[Commander Moore and the imposter Dr. Wernher fight] Hands Down; the slap-happiest game of all!
[commenting on the surreal perspective of the movie's visual effects] Art design by M.C. Escher!
S1Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter 9 (short)
CCrow
[Cody's spaceship prepares to take off] Ron Howard pops the clutch, and tells the Moon to eat my dust!
S1Robot Holocaust (movie)
[reading the actor credits] Andrew Howarth?
CCrow
Fine; howarth you?
Classic!
[The Dark One, disgusted with Valeria's lack of progress orders her to leave, as she pleads with him]
VValeria
Dawk One, please...
DOThe Dark One
Torque, take her away from my sight!
VValeria
No, Dawk One, please! I will pwove myself to you!
Taking someone out of an omnipresent being's sight is kind of hard, isn't it?
CCrow
[as Neo's robot sidekick, beating up one of the Dark One's henchmen with a metal pipe] That one's for Artoo-Detoo, that one's for C-3PO; that was for Julie Newmar, and that one's just cuz I wanna!
CCrow
[as Deeja; after seeing the mutated state of Jorn at the hands of the Dark One] Dad, you're a tulip bulb!
CCrow
[as Jorn to Deeja] Honey, remember my torso? Well, it's chip dip now!
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