[Frank owes a hefty sum of money to the mob, and is about to convince Dr. Forrester to go out and face them in his stead]
Clay, there's a, uh- Joey "Skinny Legs" Tagliano here to see you.
Huh? Joey "Skinny Legs" Tagliano? Did I go to high school with him? I bet that's what it is; I went to high school with him. [steps into the hallway] Joe? Hello?
[Forrester gets pulled aside and in silhouette is being beaten up by the mob, while Frank grimaces]
Gee, I- I feel kinda bad about this. I must admit I feel partly responsible, sorta.
[Mike and the Bots are dressed in formal tuxedos shortly before Movie Sign for some gambling]
Attention; the buffet is now being served.
Mike, Crow and Servo: [at the same time as Movie Sign blares] The buffet?!
[Mike- left worn out by the film- masquerades as Carol Channing to cope through the inner pain]
I see, this movie must've really gotten to ya. (. . .) [mockingly imitating Carol's voice] Well, it's just sensational that you're Carol Channing!
[rebuking] What are you doing? Stop that! As Carol Channing, I must say that's really annoying .
[Dr. Forrester is drifting in and out of life to an impatient Frank's chagrin]
Frank; I'm going down a long hallway... there's a figure at the end beckoning to me.
TS TV's Frank
Well, don't you think you ought to go to him, Doctor?
Frank, there's something I've always wanted to tell you.
TS TV's Frank
Look, let's not make a big production out of this- there's a guy at the end of the hallway waiting for you, okay?
Yes... he's tapping his foot and looking at his watch.
TS TV's Frank
[passively frustrated] Well don't you think you ought to go to him, then?!
[depressed sigh] You know, aside from the fact that I'll never again experience joy in my life, I don't think Red Zone Cuba had any kind of negative effect on me...
Yeah, even being Carol Channing didn't shield me from the effect of this one...
Well, hey! I know what we can do to cheer ourselves up! Let's sing us a bouncy, upbeat song! Okay!?
Hit it, Cambot! [singing] Whenever I want to cry and bawl, Because I'm feeling sad, I think of ironing boards and drywall, And then I don't feel so bad!
Whenever I'm feeling down and blue And sorry for myself I get some staples and some glue And I'm happy as an elf!
[singing] Whenever I start to mope and pout And there's nothing left in my soul I check the toilet paper and if we're out I buy another roll!
[singing] Have you ever touched a Post-it Note? Have you ever looked at boots? Have you ever sat down in a chair? Have you ever used a paper clip?
[singing] So if you listen to our advice,
[singing] And you wanna feel terrific!
[singing] Do things that make you feel nice,
[singing] I wish we could be more specific!
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