Crow, Mike and others in “Red Zone Cuba”

[depressed sigh] You know, aside from the fact that I'll never again experience joy in my life, I don't think Red Zone Cuba had any kind of negative effect on me...

Mike

Yeah, even being Carol Channing didn't shield me from the effect of this one...

Servo

Well, hey! I know what we can do to cheer ourselves up! Let's sing us a bouncy, upbeat song! Okay!?

That's a great idea!

Mike

Okay!

Servo

Hit it, Cambot! [singing] Whenever I want to cry and bawl, Because I'm feeling sad, I think of ironing boards and drywall, And then I don't feel so bad!

Whenever I'm feeling down and blue And sorry for myself I get some staples and some glue And I'm happy as an elf!

Mike

[singing] Whenever I start to mope and pout And there's nothing left in my soul I check the toilet paper and if we're out I buy another roll!

[singing] Have you ever touched a Post-it Note? Have you ever looked at boots? Have you ever sat down in a chair? Have you ever used a paper clip?

[singing] So if you listen to our advice,

Servo

[singing] And you wanna feel terrific!

[singing] Do things that make you feel nice,

Mike

[singing] I wish we could be more specific!