[A young "African" helper jumps off a sleigh.]
SAServo [as African Child]
[grumbling] Bone in my hair... I'm from Detroit!
“Santa Claus” · Season 5
In this episode: Mike Nelson (11), Crow T. Robot (7), Tom Servo (7), Narrator (3), Gypsy (1), Dr. Clayton Forrester (1), Magic Voice (1), Pitch (1)
[as Santa's sleigh is flying in the sky] I wonder where Santa will go first? Europe? Africa? America?
Circle Pines?
[Santa Claus makes his way home after delivering his presents.]
MAMike [as Santa]
Ho! Ho! H... wait, I forgot France. [pause] ...Oh, well! Ho! Ho! Ho!
[after getting a written $25 check from Dr. Forrester that only has value in 30 years in the future, TV's Frank laments shaving his head for seemingly no reason to get Dr. Forrester a watch fob for Christmas]
TSTV's Frank
[crying] My hair! My beautiful head of TV's Frank hair!
[to Mike] Your movie today, Mark, is called Santa Claus; it's a thoughtful, well-shot documentary about the Crimean War.
TSTV's Frank
[bitterly, in-between sobs] [No;] It's a stupid Mexican kid's movie!
CCrow
[upon seeing an animatronic Santa] That's some good old-fashioned nightmare fuel.
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