[after getting a written $25 check from Dr. Forrester that only has value in 30 years in the future, TV's Frank laments shaving his head for seemingly no reason to get Dr. Forrester a watch fob for Christmas]
TSTV's Frank
[crying] My hair! My beautiful head of TV's Frank hair!
[to Mike] Your movie today, Mark, is called Santa Claus; it's a thoughtful, well-shot documentary about the Crimean War.
TSTV's Frank
[bitterly, in-between sobs] [No;] It's a stupid Mexican kid's movie!
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