Scenes with Nastenka 3
[The sun rises. Nastenka runs to address the horizon.]
NNastenka
Have mercy, rosy-fingered Dawn! Have mercy on me, o rising golden Sun!
SAServo [as Sun]
And you are…?
NNastenka
Wait 'til I'm done knitting these stockings! Otherwise I'll be punished severely. Stepmother said she would tear off my braid.
MAMike [as Sun]
[beeps] This is the Sun. Your call is very important to us, but due to unusually high call volume…
[The sun obligingly reverses itself and sinks below the horizon.]
Oh, the world's thrown into chaos -- earthquakes, floods -- but that's fine; you knit your sock.
. . .
MAMike [as Mafia don]
Some day you'll return the favor...
[after Ivan realizes he was turned into a bear]
[as Ivan] Damn it, Puck! This time you've gone too far!
What did you do to me? What have you done, you witch?!
[as Ivan, crying and running off] Mommy!!
[as Ivan/Yogi] I have to go find a pic-a-nic basket!
[as Nastenka] We have to register at Club Wed!
NNastenka
Ivan, I swear I didn't do anything to you!
[angrily] I curse you! I curse you forever; you witch!
Tonight on a very special Grizzly Adams.
[as Nastenka] Every time I meet a man, he's either gay or a bear!
[Ivan and Nastenka arrive and bow deeply to greet her family.]
CACrow [as Nastenka]
We spit on your doorstep!
MAMike [as her hectored father]
Please take me with you, please, please...
NNastenka
I'd like you to meet...
SAServo [as Nastenka]
Uh, what's your name again?
NNastenka
Ivanushka, my fiance.
CACrow [as Ivan through a forced smile]
I can't look at them, honey; they're horrible.
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