Munchie quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Hey, where are you gonna sleep tonight?

Pal, any place is an improvement over that box. Actually, I was sort of hoping I could bunk down with you.

Ew.

You're gonna have to make your own bed though.

Don't worry about me, Pal. Hammer, nails, I come prepared.

Pontius Pilate sends his regards.

Okay, let's go. Let's see what kind of grades this kid's got.

He just spelled "jkfghfgl."

Gage, you should never ask for anything unless you really want it.

I know.

Is that what the puppet team said to the concept artist for this movie?