Gage quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Do you think you'll ever get this Jeep running?

This bucket of bolts? Of course I will! Then I'll have to think of something to do with these hands.

Don't, you'll go blind!

Hey, where are you gonna sleep tonight?

Pal, any place is an improvement over that box. Actually, I was sort of hoping I could bunk down with you.

Ew.

You're gonna have to make your own bed though.

Don't worry about me, Pal. Hammer, nails, I come prepared.

Pontius Pilate sends his regards.

Gage, you should never ask for anything unless you really want it.

I know.

Is that what the puppet team said to the concept artist for this movie?