Dr. Mitchell quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000 ... TV Quotes Database

[A kid on skateboard skates up to Mitchell's car where he's sitting.]

KKid

Hi.

MMitchell

Hi.

KKid

Are you the man from the insurance?

MMitchell

Nope.

KKid

He came last night.

MMitchell

Yeah?

KKid

My mother doesn't like you.

MMitchell

I don't like your mother.

KKid

Why not?

MMitchell

Why not?

KKid

No, why not?

MMitchell

No, why not?

KKid

Why are you repeating what I'm saying?

Servo

Tonight on Crossfire.

MMitchell

Why are you repeating what I'm saying?

KKid

I'm not.

MMitchell

Well, I'm not.

KKid

You are.

MMitchell

Buzz off.

KKid

What?

MMitchell

What?

KKid

What did you say?

MMitchell

What you say?

KKid

Did you say something?

Servo

[Frustrated] AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

MMitchell

You say something?

KKid

You said buzz off.

MMitchell

You're lying through your teeth.

KKid

You're lying through your teeth.

MMitchell

Buzz off, huh?

KKid

Buzz off!

MMitchell

Buzz off, kid!!

S5 Mitchell

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[Dr. Hill narrowly avoids colliding with a car outside a laboratory]

HDr. Hill

You better watch where you're going!

MDr. Mitchell

Pretty you may be!

[A security guard approaches the woman's car and murmurs something]

CACrow [as Guard]

Uh, he said "Pretty you may be!", ma'am. I'm not sure what he meant!

. . .

[Dr. Hill drives away]

Servo

Uh... driving she may be!

[Dr. Hill is parking her car]

CCrow

Ah parking! What a great way to establish character and create tension!

[The car's engine makes odd noises]

Mike

An exhaust system she may need!

S9 The Projected Man

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[British scientists Steiner and Mitchell are about to project Dr. Hill's dematerialized watch. All three are dressed in white lab coats and wearing space-age protective goggles.]

PSProf. Steiner

Laser Preheat!

MDr. Mitchell

Laser Pre-Heat… in!

CACrow [as Prof. Steiner]

Grease and flour cake pans!

PSProf. Steiner

Laser Emission Relay.

MDr. Mitchell

Laser Emission Relay… on!

SAServo [as Prof. Steiner]

Bottom falling out of… plot! Movie… sucks!

Mike

Are we not blokes?

PSProf. Steiner

Relay One.

MDr. Mitchell

Relay One… in!

SAServo [as Prof. Steiner]

Really dumb scene… end!

S9 The Projected Man

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