Kenny quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000 ... TV Quotes Database

[Kenny searches for his turtle Tibby among the shore rocks.]

KKenny

Tibby? Tibby? Tibby?

Joel

Like the turtle's gonna call out if he hears him.

S3 Gamera

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[As the military prepares to destroy Gamera, little Kenny runs up to Dr. Murase and the General.]

KKenny

Don't shoot Gamera! Don't shoot Gamera! He's good, he's good!

JAJoel [as Dr. Murase]

Let's listen to what Kenny has to say!

MDr. Murase

Yes. It might be a mistake. Maybe we shouldn't use those missiles.

GGeneral

Why not? It's the only way to kill that monster.

SAServo [as Murase]

Because Kenny said so.

S3 Gamera

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[as Kenny uncovers a pile of rocks]

CCrow

Oh, it's Tibby's burial mound.

Servo

[defensive] Shut up! It's not funny. [Scoffs]

KKenny

[looking for his turtle] You there?

Servo

[beginning to get a little sad] Oh Tibby...

KKenny

Tibby?

CCrow

...or not Tibby.

Servo

It's not- Stop it! Shut up!

KKenny

Tibby!

CACrow [as Kenny]

Tibby! Tibby! SQUISH! Aww, Tibby!

Servo

[getting more emotional] That's not funny! Joel, tell him to stop!

KKenny

Tibby??? Tibby!

Joel

What are you worried about? Tibby's long dead, Tom.

Servo

[gets up and begins to walk away] I'm leaving! I ha- [sobbing] I can't take this, this is terrible!

Joel

Come on back, come on.

Servo

[returning to his seat] Will you stop with the jokes?

Joel

Yeah.

S3 Gamera

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