General quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

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General

Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotes

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Most scenes with: Joel Robinson (3)

Scenes with General 3

[Back in the U.S., a general tries to get a scientist to assure success on an American missile program.]

GGeneral

If we can't come up with something better within a reasonable time, this country is going to witness the most frightful disaster it has ever seen.

You mean an actor becoming President?

[General Watkins answers his phone.]

GGeneral

Hello?

JAJoel [as voice on other end]

Hello, are you wearing rubber underwear?

GGeneral

Yes!

[As the military prepares to destroy Gamera, little Kenny runs up to Dr. Murase and the General.]

Don't shoot Gamera! Don't shoot Gamera! He's good, he's good!

JAJoel [as Dr. Murase]

Let's listen to what Kenny has to say!

MDr. Murase

Yes. It might be a mistake. Maybe we shouldn't use those missiles.

GGeneral

Why not? It's the only way to kill that monster.

SAServo [as Murase]

Because Kenny said so.