3 QUOTES

Hoyt quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

3 quotes

Hoyt

Mystery Science Theater 3000 · 3,167 quotes

In 3 of the 3,167 quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000
Most scenes with: Crow T. Robot (2), Tom Servo (2), Joel Robinson (2)

Scenes with Hoyt 3

[In bed with Mitchell, Greta reaches out to return unopened beers to the bed stand, which also has a bottle of Johnson & Johnson's...]

Baby oil!

JCJoel, Crow, Servo

BLAAAARRRGGGHHH!

[vomiting noises]

Why would anybody wanna do this with Mitchell, Joel?

[In the soundtrack, Hoyt Axton continues to sing the theme song.]

AAxton

My my my my Mitchell...

My my my MY GOD, NOOOOO!

[Hoyt resumes the theme song during the movie's closing credits.]

HAHoyt Axton

[singing] My my my my Mitchell, what would yo' momma say?

She'd say, "He's not mine! You can't prove it!"

[as Rand baits a hook and tosses it in the river]

Good idea, Rand. You see? If we all work together, we can make it.

JAJoel [as Ayden]

But not if we keep throwing all our food in the water.

HHoyt

What do you think you're going to catch?

Lyme disease.