Beth quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Is Frankie here?

Frankie's not here.

Mike

Frankie goes to Hollywood.

Would you like some coffee?

Coffee?

What is this "coffee"?

[stiltedly] I like coffee!

Well, good!

Mike

And thus we peer into the complex inner workings of this character.

Where is it, your "coffee"?

Mommy, I don't wanna go. I like it here.

Shh, honey, don't talk now...

Or ever.