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Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 9

Bell Woman and Crow in “The Space Children”

[In a promotional film from Bell Telephone, we see two dogs on a well-manicured lawn.]

BWBell Woman

[voiceover] It may even be possible to call and water the lawn during that dry spell when you are many miles away on vacation.

[The sprinklers are then turned on by telephone operated remote control, and the dogs run away.]

CCrow

Yeah, how do you like it when the lawn piddles on you?!

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