[The opening credits, and the crew are speculating on the source of H.A.R.M.]
Oh, that stands for Huge Angular Red Marshmallows.
Hirsute Astronauts Revile Massachusetts
Heuristic Analog Rental Meat.
. . .
[Adam Chance karate-chops a piece of wood while a beautiful female student watches.]
Solid balsawood, baby!
. . .
[After tumbling with the woman and firing into a target, he shows her the deadly results.]
This could've been you, and don't you forget it! Better go back to the judo range.
The judo range?
. . .
Meet me at the karate rink later.
. . .
[Adam turns to his pupil as he leaves on a motorcycle.]
Judo range!
Then go practice your skeet kendo and bring your aikido rifle, too.
Gotta get into my judo bikini.
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