Delilah quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Now what can I do for you miss...

Fontaine. Delilah Fontaine.

Miss Fontaine.

Call me Lilah.

So, Karen...

Leslie...

Sandy...

Any relation to Charles Fontaine?

He's my father.

Let me stop you there.

Tony.

I don't do missing persons.

I think you'll find this particular case to be of interest.

Look lady, as much as I'd like to help you, I can't find your old man. It doesn't matter how many zeroes you put on the check.

Because Nick don't do math.

You really don't have to do this, Nick. I can get a hotel room.

I do this for all my clients.

Yes, I see them under your bed.

Well, you know. All my attractive, single clients.

Oh, I get it. You're a pig!

What are you going to do?

I just ate 14 dumplings. What do you think?

[after Nick startles her] I'm starting to see why you're single.

Pretty cool, huh?

[surprised] ... Wow.

Servo

Yeah, a real, live woman.

Pretty niiice!