Pinkie, what in the wide-wide-world of Equestria are you up to?
PPinkie
It's my tail! It's my tail! It's a-twitchin' twitchin'! And you know what that means...
Actually, Pinkie, I haven't the slightest idea.
PPinkie
The twitching means my Pinkie Sense is telling me stuff is gonna start falling. You two better duck for cover!
Oh, Pinkie, it's not gonna rain! There's barely even a cloud in the-
[A frog lands on Twilight's face and croaks]
PPinkie
He just said "Nice Catch" in frog.
I'm gonna tell you two a secret. But you have to promise not to tell anyone.
PPinkie
Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.
[Pinkie and Twilight lean in to listen]
[They lean in closer]
[Confessing tone] I have a crush on Rarity!
PPinkie
[gasps] We won't say a word!
Gimme a break, everypony already knows how you-
PPinkie
Twilight! You promised Spike you wouldn't say anything. He trusts you; and losing a friend's trust is the fastest way to lose a friend forever!
[Pinkie pops up behind her]
[explaining a plan to Pinkie] On her own, Fluttershy could never do something unattractive, but if I use my magic to make her do something unattractive, Photo Finish wouldn't want her to model anymore, then Rarity wouldn't be so jealous; and I'll no longer have to keep both of their secrets! You have to promise not to tell anyone. Please?
[Without speaking, Pinkie draws her hoof over her mouth, twists it, paws at the floor, waves her hoof over the area she just pawed, draws a triangle shape in midair, and takes a step forward.]
[confused] ...So, you do promise, or you don't promise?
PPinkie
Uh, yes! [repeating the motions] Obviously, that's why I zipped my mouth closed, then locked it with a key, then dug a hole, then buried the key, built a house on top of the hole where I buried the key, and moved into the house built on top of the hole!
When we get to Appleloosa, do you think we'll have to carry that heavy tree all the way from the train to the orchard?
PPinkie
What tree? You mean Bloomberg?
[sarcastically] No, Fluttershy.
PPinkie
Fluttershy's not a tree, silly!
PPinkie
Rainbow Dash thinks Fluttershy's a tree!
I do not think she's a tree! I was just-
Did you say she was a tree?
No! Well, yes. But not exactly-
You know she's not a tree, right?
PPinkie
She's not a tree, Dashie!
[softly] I'd like to be a tree!
Oh, for Pete's sake! [storms off]
Well, that was kind of huffy!
[Pinkie is trying to interrogate Spike on why her friends won't go to her party]
[hesitant] I'm the one who poured juice all over Twilight's copy of "Magical Mysteries and Practical Potions"!
[hesitant] I was the one who used up all the hot water in Ponyville taking a seven hour bubble bath!
And sometimes... when no one's around... I do this! [drags over a mirror, starts flexing his muscles] Lookin' good Spike! Lookin' real good!
PPinkie
[annoyed and irritated] No, no, no, NO!
[Pinkie has turned inanimate objects into "guests" for a party none of the other ponies are attending]
PPinkie
Thank you all so much for coming. It means so much to Gummy. [as Mr. Turnip, a bucket of turnips] "Could I have some more punch?" Of course you can have some more punch, Mr. Turnip. [twitches, as Rocky, a pile of rocks] "This is one great party. You've really outdone yourself!" Why thank you, Rocky. [as Sir Lints-a-Lot, a bit of sofa lint] "I'm having a delightful time as well." I'm so glad, Sir Lints-a-Lot. [twitches again, as Madame LeFlour, a bag of flour] "Might I trouble you for another slice of cake?" Anything for you, Madame LeFlour. [as Rocky] "I'm just glad none of them ponies showed up!" Oh, they're not so bad... [goes into a psychotic cross-eyed expression]
RRocky
[moving on its own in delusion] "Not so bad"? Puh-leeze! They're a buncha' losers!
PPinkie
Oh come on now. "Losers" might be a bit strong, don't you think?
LLSir Lints-a-Lot
After the way they treated you, I'd say "losers" isn't strong enough.
PPinkie
It was pretty rude...
MLMadame LaFlour
"Pretty rude?!" It was downright... despicable!
PPinkie
It was, wasn't it?!
TMr. Turnip
If I were you, I wouldn't speak to them ever again.
PPinkie
You know what? I'm not going to speak to them ever again, and I'm not going to invite them to another party for as long as I live! They don't deserve to be invited to my parties; not after the way they've been acting...
PPinkie
[as Rainbow Dash is trying to convince her to leave her house] I'm most certainly not leaving. I'm having a wonderful time right here.
You should really just come with me.
PPinkie
[as Rocky] You heard the lady! She ain't goin' nowhere, chump!
Who are you calling a chump, chump?! [knocks Rocky over with a noose-boop] Ugh, that's it, party's over.
RRainbow
You'd think she'd be excited...?
PPinkie
Excited?! EXCITED?! Why would I be excited to attend my own farewell party?!
[confused] "Farewell party"?
PPinkie
Yes! You don't like me anymore so you decided to kick me out of the group, and throw a great, big party to celebrate! A "Farewell of Pinkie Pie" party!
Why in the world would you think we didn't like you anymore, sugar cube?
PPinkie
Why? Why?! WHY?! Because you've been LYING to me and avoiding me all day! THAT'S WHY!
RRainbow
Uh, yeah. Because we wanted your party to be a surprise.
We've been planning this party for such a long time, we had to make excuses for why we couldn't attend Gummy's party so that we could have everything ready for yours.
If this is a farewell party, why does the cake I picked up from Sugarcube Corner say: "Happy birthday, Pinkie Pie"?!
[Pinkie takes a closer look at all of the decorations and realizes everything]
PPinkie
[hair poofs back to inflated mode] Because it's my birthday!! Oh, how could I have forgotten my own birthday?!? And you like me so much, you decided to throw me a surprise party!
That's what we've been trying to tell you, darling.
PPinkie
You girls are the best friends ever! How could I have ever doubted you?
It's okay, Pinkie Pie. It could have happened to any of us.
RRainbow
I'm just glad I haven't been replaced by a bucket of turnips.
Rainbow: You don't wanna know.
We learned that you should take your friends' worries seriously.
Even if you don't think that she has anything to worry about.
And that you shouldn't let your worries turn a small problem...
PPinkie
...into an enormously huge "entire town in total chaos, Princess has to come and save the day" problem!
[Pinkie, dressed as a chicken, has visited Twilight's house expecting candy for Nightmare Night]
PPinkie
Ba-kaw! Enough chit-chat! Time is candy!
Pinkie, aren't you a little old for this?
PPinkie
Too old for free candy?! [squawks] Never!
[Twilight rolls her eyes and levitates a candy into Pinkie's bag]
So, why do you keep running away and screaming?
PPinkie
Sometimes, it's just really fun to be scared!
Fun? [pauses] Pinkie, you're a genius!
PPinkie
No I'm not, I'm a chicken! Baw-gaak!
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