Cranky Doodle quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

[after Pinkie finishes singing] Pinkie!

Never, or never ever?

Cranky Doodle

Never ever ever ever ever!

That's four evers. That's like, forever!

Oh. Was that your wig?

Cranky Doodle

[growls]

I can fix this, I can fix this! [gets out a megaphone] Hey, everypony! Does anypony have a toupee? [The other ponies around her are confused] This donkey is really, really, bald! [The other ponies laugh] What's so funny? This is serious business, everypony! Cranky needs a new wig to cover his hairless head!