Spike quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Saving Equestria is nice, but I'm afraid it'll take more than one semester to learn all there is to know about friendship.

Spike

[belches] Told ya.

YSYoung Six

Awwww...

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We always win, like the time Sombra almost took back the Crystal Empire, or when Chrysalis pretended to be Cadence, or when Tirek came back and absorbed all the magic, or the other time Chrysalis tried to take over, or with Cozy Glow and the school... (catching breath) Am I missing anything? [Gaunson flies into the battle with his jet with his Osprey]

RRarity

Pony of Shadows.

Spike

Starlight when she was evil.

Discord when he was evil.

Do Flim and Flam count?

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I thought everything was fine! WHAT IS GOING ON!?!!

Everything was going fine...

Until it totally wasn't.

We tried to fix it ourselves.

Why didn't you tell me?

Rainbow Dash

We didn't want you to freak out.

And you thought NOT telling me everything was a total disaster would AVOID a freak-out?!!

Spike

When you say it like that, it sounds like a really bad plan.

[Twilight sucks in a deep breath as Discord watches, hoping she'll freak out and hyperventilate]

Here it comes...!

I know how I used to react... But I really have changed! [smiles] Panicking won't solve anything!

[Discord rolls his eyes annoyingly as the Princesses show up]

But we can handle whatever problems come our way, as long as we handle them together.

Spoken like a true leader.

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ENOUGH! Because of you, I almost lost my way! But everycreature here has reminded me of the true power of friendship! There will always be darkness in the world, but there will also always be those who find the light! [Teleports all the captives to the battleground and begins to glow; the Pillars glow as well] The Pillars knew this! That's why they created the Elements of Harmony! The Elements showed me and my friends how strong our friendship could be! Together we worked to bring harmony to Equestria! [Her friends glow and float up] But there will always be more to do! Which is why we teach others about the Magic of Friendship! [The students glow and float up] Others who will continue our mission after we are gone! Now I truly understand! The Elements were just symbols! The real magic has always been right here! And the more who understand how powerful friendship is, the stronger we will all be! Together!

[The three groups fire rainbow beams at Twilight, who fires a rainbow beam of her own to the sky.]

Cozy Glow

This is bad, isn't it?

[The beams shines down on the villains, taking their powers away along.]

Cozy Glow

[groans]

Queen Chrysalis

You think friendship will save you?! We will always return! Nothing will ever stop--!

[splat!]

[rain falling]

Spike

[slurps] Chocolate rain?

Don't look at me!

[electrical discharge]

Pinkie! You took Discord's magic from the bell? How do you feel?

Hmmm... Tingly. Itchy. Also like... [slam!] I COULD TRANSFORM THE COSMOS SO EVERYTHING IS MADE OF ICING!

Perhaps maybe I should...

[dizzily] Waiter! There's some chaos in my soup!

[reverbarating gong]

There isn't a punishment worthy of all you've done!

[whispering] You know what I would do if I were... [indistinct]

Princess Luna

Oh. That does seem fitting.

May I help? Please?

[zap!, boom!, crackling]

[The princesses and Discord zap the villains with their magic, turning them to stone.]

Together forever. I can't think of anything that they would want less!

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[doors open]

Spike

Starlight is supposed to come over soon. There's a little something we wanted to give you before we leave. You know what? I think you're right, Twilight. I should take my comics to Canterlot. We can't leave the Power Ponies behind.

I don't think the Power Ponies care, Spike. Just like all of our friends.

All right, Twilight. Are you ready? We all wanted to see you off, but there's still a lot to do.

Spike

Aren't you coming on the train?

I gotta go with Big Mac so we can go over our packin' list or we won't know who gets what deliveries.

Rainbow Dash

And I'm gonna meet the Wonderbolts so we can go over the routine one last time.

I'm going with Gummy. He said he knows when the fireworks display should start, but does anypony really believe that?!

And I still need to pick up food for the swans and doves who flew ahead to Canterlot. If I don't get them fed, they'll be too pooped to perform.

Well, I'll be living in Canterlot alone. Might as well take the train alone, too. Bye, I guess.

RRarity

Oh, you won't be traveling alone, darling. I'll have just enough time on the train to weave the star spider sash for your gown. But we should leave now. There's no time to dawdle if you want the coronation to be perfect.

Twilight Sparkle That's the problem! You're all so worried about making my coronation perfect, [tearing up] but I'm leaving Ponyville and none of you even care!

RMRest of Mane Six

[gasp]

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[gulps] Well, at least the coronation is over.

[groans]

[snickers]

M6Mane 6

[laughing]

That was something.

Starlight Glimmer

I was just about to say the same thing. I know maybe it wasn't the coronation you planned, but it's good to see all of you laughing.

Spike

We wanted to give this to you before you left Ponyville, but things got a little hectic.

Starlight Glimmer

Since you're moving away, we thought if you missed any of us or Ponyville, this might help.

Awww.

It's a book of memories.

And we all chipped in some.

No matter how much things change, you'll always have this to look back on.

I love it. Thank you so much. But I don't want to only look back. Obviously the coronation wasn't perfect, but that doesn't matter. It's our relationships that really count, and we have to maintain them.

RRarity

But now that we'll be living in different places, I'm not exactly sure how.

I am. I suggest we meet once a moon. In fact, my first royal decree as ruler of Equestria is to establish this Council of Friendship!

MSMane Six, Starlight Glimmer, and Spike

[cheering]

And what a wonderful decree it is!

Princess Luna

We always knew that whatever adversity you faced, you and your friends would find your way through it together.

We know Equestria is in the perfect hooves with you and your friends looking out for it. And while we'll always be here if you need us, it's time for us to be on our way.

You're leaving?

Princess Luna

We hope you'll come and visit us in Silver Shoals.

But now it's time for you to rule on your own. You're all more than capable.

Thank you. For everything. Mmmm! [chuckling]

AAll

[laughing]