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Mean Applejack quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

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Mean Applejack

4th most-quoted character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: in 127 of its 808 quotes
Most scenes with: Mean Rarity (41), Rainbow Dash (38), Fluttershy (36)

Scenes with Mean Applejack 121

Maybe Applejack needs help realizing what she needs help with! Like, maybe her back itches!

Applejack

Huuuuh, that does feel... good...

[laughs] See? Or you might need help remembering your favorite song! [singing] The Dragon is the finest creature ever, there's more to him than just guarding treasure!

I don't think that's her favorite-

Or you might need help breathing!

Applejack

Breathing? I certainly do not-

[Spike inflates Applejack with a pair of bellows. Applejack then deflates, sending Spike into a bush.]

See? There are plenty of things I can help you with, and you don't even have to trouble yourself with thinking of them.

Applejack

No I'll think of them. Let me think of them.

Applejack

Alright, y'all, here's the deal. Spike needs to save my life.

And you want us to shoot you out of a cannon towards a hornet's nest and give Spike a butterfly net so he can catch you mere seconds before you hit the nest and are stung by a thousand angry hornets! [puts on a moustache] I'll wear this moustache.

Applejack

No. I am gonna be attacked by a timberwolf!

EEEveryone else

[gasps]

Can I still wear the moustache?

Applejack

What’s he goin’ on about now?

Good news. Mr. Beaverton Beaverteeth has agreed to take his dam apart and move it.

Applejack

Well, it’s about time! My apple trees are so waterlogged, I can practically hear ’em gargle!

[Mr. Beaverton Beaverteeth chatters]

But he says first you’ll have to apologize for calling him a nuisance.

Applejack

Apologize?! He’s lucky I didn’t call him a varmint!

[Mr. Beaverton Beaverteeth chatters angrily]

[gasps] Mr. Beaverton Beaverteeth! Such language!

[Pause]

Applejack

Fine, fine. I apologize.

[Mr. Beaverton Beaverteeth starts taking the dam apart]

Princess Celestia. Say something, Princess.

Oh. Um... [clears throat] A little while ago, my teacher and mentor Princess Celestia sent me to live in Ponyville. She sent me to study friendship, which is something I didn't really care much about. But now, on a day like today, I can honestly say I wouldn't be standing here if it weren't for the friendships I've made with all of you. Each one of you taught me something about friendship, and for that, I will always be grateful. Today, I consider myself the luckiest pony in Equestria. Thank you, friends. Thank you, everypony!

[crowd cheering]

Twilight! I'm so proud of you!

Are you crying?

Of course not. It's... it's liquid pride. Totally different thing.

TSTwilight Sparkle and Shining Armor

[laughing]

Applejack

Way to go, Princess!

Best coronation day ever!

We love you, Twilight!

I love you too, girls!

I know how we can save the tree: We have to give it the Elements of Harmony.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! How are we supposed to protect Equestria?! How are we meant to rein Discord in if we can't use the Elements to turn him back to stone?!

Applejack

Twilight... The Elements of Harmony, they would keep us connected no matter what.

You're right about one thing, Applejack. The Elements of Harmony did bring us together. But it isn't the elements that will keep us connected. It's our friendship. And it's more important and more powerful than any magic. My new role in Equestria may mean I have to take on new responsibilities, and our friendships may be tested, but it will never ever be broken. There's no time to lose. Everypony ready?

OOthers

Ready!

Applejack

[in a formal tone] My mane needs to be perfectly coiffed at all times.

[in a redneck-like tone] Well, ma' mane is full of dust and split ends.

Applejack

My hooves are so polished, you can see your reflection in them.

Ma' hooves are cracked and dry from working in the fields!

Applejack

I'm so fashion-forward.

Ah' wear droopy drawers!

Applejack

I smell like rosebuds!

Ah' love bein' covered in mud!

Applejack

Big Mac, you've got some 'splainin' to do! Turkey call?

Eeyup.

Applejack

Trash your voice?

Eeyup.

Applejack

Zecora remedy?

Eeyup.

Applejack

Not quick enough?

Nope.

Applejack

Needed a deep voice?

Eeyup.

Applejack

Poison joke?

Eeyup.

Applejack

Flutterguy?

Eeyup.

Applejack

Better now?

Eeyup.

Applejack

And that shy filly was livin' her dream in the shadows because she couldn't bring herself to come into the spotlight?

Eeyup.

But these cheers should be quiet cheers. We don't want to startle them. They need to be able to concentrate. Why don't we try it? You can do it, Breezies!

OFOther Five

YOU CAN DO IT, BREEZIES!!!!!

Oh, my.

Applejack

Heh, sorry, Fluttershy. I had no idea how hard it was to do a cheer quietly.

Oh, it's okay. Quiet doesn't come naturally for everypony. Let's try it again.

OFOther Five

You can do it, Breezies!!!

Perhaps just a little bit quieter.

OFOther Five

You can do it, Breezies.

Just a little quieter.

OFOther Five

You can do it, Breezies.

PERFECT!!! I mean... yay.

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