ApplejackNow how in thunderation is one of them twins a pegasus, and the other one a unicorn?
CMr. Cake
Easy. My great-great-great-great grandfather was a unicorn, and Cup Cake's great aunt's second cousin twice removed was a pegasus. That makes sense, right?
Aw yeah, just you wait! Once little Pound Cake gets his wings going, he'll be all over the place.
And be careful around Pumpkin Cake.
Baby unicorns get strange magic surges that come and go.
[Pinkie sneaks up to Applejack at a cherry farm, trying to interrogate her]
Have you ever had a Cherrychanga? Ooh! Sorry, that was a question.
Applejack
That kind of question is fine, Pinkie. No, I-I never had a cherrychanga.
Well no wonder, because I made it up myself! A Cherrychanga is mashed up cherries in a tortilla that's deep fried! Cherrychanga! Great name, huh? Oh, but maybe I should call it a Chimmicherry! Ooh, that's good too. Which do you think sounds better? Cherrychanga or Chimmicherry? Or what if I combine them? Chimmi-cherry-changa! What sounds the funniest? [continues tailing Applejack] I like funny words! One of my favorite funny words is "kumquat"! I didn't make that one up. I would work in a kumquat orchard just so I could say kumquat all day! Kumquat, kumquat, kumquat! And "pickle barrel"! Isn't that just the funnest thing to say? Pickle barrel! Pickle barrel! Pickle barrel! Say it with me! Pickle-barrel-kumquat! Pickle-barrel-kumquat! Pickle-barrel-kumquat! Chimmi-cherry-changa! [Keeps talking]
Applejack
Nooooooo! Make it stop! Make it stop!
[covers Pinkie's mouth] The only way to make it stop is if you spill the beans!
Applejack
Sorry, Pinkie, but I can't tell y'all the truth! I just can't!
Well, I heard a "sorry" in there, so that’ll have to do for now. I’ll get a real apology later! [jumps off the cart] Rarity, catch me!
What?! Pinkie! [Pinkie Pie slams into Rarity on her cart, knocking them both off]
No time! They knew what they were getting into!
[Rarity rolls out a red carpet with confetti in front of a trench, wearing a purple and gold camouflage-inspired outfit]
Well... what do you think? Am I the toast of the trench or what?
Applejack
[whispering] You'll be toast alright, when the dragons see you parading around in that getup.
[whispering] You look very nice, Rarity, but could you maybe look nice down here in the trench with us?
Nice is an understatement. I look fabulous! Who says camouflage has to be drab?
[The Mane 6 gather around a stunned Twilight]
Applejack
Your brother's getting married? Congratulations, Twilight! That's great news!
Yeah, great news. That I just got from a wedding invitation! Not from my brother, but from a piece of paper! Thanks a lot, Shining Armor. I mean, really, he couldn't tell me personally? [sarcastically and mockingly, using a sandwich as a puppet] "Hey, Twilight, just thought you should know I'm making a really big decision that changes everything. Oh, nevermind, you'll hear about it when you get the invitation." [own voice, snarky] Princess Mi Amore Cadenza? Who in the hoof is that?! [snorts]
Shining Armor's in real trouble! You have to help-
[The rest of the ponies continue chattering. Twilight notices their outfits]
Dresses? What are you..?!
Can you believe it? We're gonna be Princess Mi Amore Cadenza's new bridesmaids!
"New" bridesmaids? What happened to her old bridesmaids?
Applejack
She didn't say. But she did tell us that she would love, love, love it if we'd fill in for them.
And I'm sure it's the result of being an awful pony who doesn't deserve to even know Shining Armor let alone marry him!
Applejack
Think maybe you're being just a tiny bit possessive of your brother?
RMRest of main cast
Uh-huh.
I am not being possessive, and I am NOT taking it out on Cadance! You're all just too caught up in your wedding planning to notice that maybe there shouldn't even [pounds hoof on table] be a wedding!
You want to know why my eyes went all- [rolls eyes, followed by a grunt of pain] Because ever since I started having to perform my protection spell, I've been getting terrible migraines. Cadance hasn't been casting spells on me. She's been using her magic to heal me!
And she decided to replace her bridesmaids because she found out the only reason they wanted to be in the wedding was so that they could meet Canterlot royalty! And if she hasn't been on her best behavior with your [stomps hoof] friends, it's because with me being so busy, she's had to make all the decisions about the wedding!
She's been completely stressed out because it's really important to her that her big day be perfect! Something that obviously wasn't important to you. [Twilight gasps] Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and comfort my bride. And you can forget about being my best mare. In fact, if I were you, I wouldn't show up to the wedding at all.
Applejack
C'mon, y'all. Let's go check on the princess.
[The rest of Twilight's friends; including Spike, leave her]
[coldly yet sternly] You have a lot to think about.
[The wedding hall doors slam, leaving Twilight alone]
Applejack
I-I don't understand. How can there be two of 'em?
She's a changeling! She takes the form of somepony you love and gains power by feeding off your love for them!
["Cadance" disposes her disguise and transforms into Chrysalis, Queen of the Changelings.]
[laughing] Right you are, Princess. And as queen of the changelings, it is up to me to find food for my subjects. Equestria has more love than any place I've ever encountered. My fellow changelings will be able to devour so much of it that we will gain more power than we have ever dreamed of!
They'll never get the chance! Shining Armor's protection spell will keep them from ever even reaching us!
[chuckling] Oh, I doubt that. Isn't that right, dear?
Ah, ah, ah. Don't want to go back to the caves now, do you? Ever since I took your place, I've been feeding off Shining Armor's love for you. Every moment he grows weaker and so does his spell. Even now, my minions are chipping away at it.
[laughing] He may not be my husband, but he is under my total control now.
TSTwilight Sparkle and Princess Cadance
[both gasps]
And, I'm sorry to say, unable to perform his duties as captain of the Royal Guard.
Soon, my changeling army will break through. First, we take Canterlot. And then, all of Equestria!
No. You won't. You may have made it impossible for Shining Armor to perform his spell, but now that you have so foolishly revealed your true self, I can protect my subjects from you!
[Princess Celestia and Queen Chrysalis engage in a beam battle. Queen Chrysalis ends up winning and Princess Celestia lands on the floor, her horn burnt and her crown loose. The wedding audience gasps in horror.]
[Twilight runs to her. Her friends follow her.]
Ah! Shining Armor's love for you is even stronger than I thought! Consuming it has made me even more powerful than Celestia!
The Elements of Harmony. You must get to them, and use their power to defeat the queen.
TPTwilight, Pinkie, Fluttershy, Rainbow and Applejack
Rarity!
[laughing] You can run, but you can't hide!
[laughing] It's funny, really. Twilight here was suspicious of my behavior all along. [Twilight slaps her hoof from her chin] Too bad the rest of you were too caught up in your wedding planning to realize those suspicions were correct! [laughing]
Applejack
Sorry, Twi. We should've listened to you.
It's not your fault. She fooled everypony.
[She goes over to a window]
This day has been just perfect
The kind of day which I dreamed since I was small
Everpony I'll soon control
Every stallion, mare, and foal
Who says a girl can't really have it all? [evil laugh]
Quick! Go to him while you still have the chance!
[magic electric sounds]
Wha-where... Huh? Is-is the wedding over?
Your spell! Perform your spell!
[evil laughing] What good would that do? My changelings already roam free.
No! [magic zaps] My power is useless now. I don't have the strength to repel them.
My love will give you strength.
[chuckling] What a lovely but absolutely ridiculous sentiment.
[magic twinkling and surging]
[After the Changelings have been driven out of Canterlot, decoy Celestia fall out of the cacoon as Twilight rushes over to help her but relized it was a decoy .]
Don't worry about me. I'm fine. You have a real wedding to put together.
[Twilight smiles warmly.]
Wait! If I'm not here when Rainbow Dash's letter arrives, I won't be able to read it right away, and if I don't read it right away I won't be able to write her back right away, and if I don't write her back right away, she might think I didn't get her letter and then she might worry about loss and then she's worried about her letter, she'll be distracted and if she's distracted then she won't do well in the Academy and if she doesn't do well in the Academy, then she'll get kicked out and if she gets kicked out she'll never get to be a Wonderbolt and if she never gets to be a Wonderbolt all her dreams will be crushed! And it'll be ALL. MY. FAULT!
Applejack
So... in other words, you're stickin' by the mailbox.
ASApple Split
Hey, where did all them apple fritters go? [hears chewing sounds, looks under table to find Applejack] And who are you, little one?
BABaby Applejack
I'm Appwejack! Mowe appwe fwittews? [Apple Split smiles]
[to Apple Bloom] ...and that's how we found out your sister had the appetite of a full-grown stallion!
Applejack
Alrighty, ponies! Ready to have some fun?
BSBabs Seed
Whoa, is that the finish line? It's like a mile away or somethin'!
Applejack
Actually, that's just the marker where you go on to the next leg of the race.
Applejack
Much more. Trust me, I have put together somethin' you are never gonna forget. After the seven-legged race you're gonna wanna hurry up and head over here, where you'll be bobbin' for apples!
[splash]
Applejack
Then you'll run around these trees fifty times until you're real good and dizzy, then you'll jump these big wooden hurdles, and then there's the final leg, where you'll balance plates on your head while sayin' “Pappy pony picked a pluck of prickly pluffnuggets” over and over and over again. Last pony standin' wins!
Applejack
Seriously! C'mon, y'all, let's start makin' some memories! On your mark... get set... go!
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