Mean Applejack quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Apple Bloom

Hey, Granny! Think you can buck me over the water?

Granny Smith

I don't see why not! Come on, Big Mac, toss her this way!

Applejack

Granny, wait!

Granny Smith

Woo-hoo-hoo!

[laughing]

Applejack

It's time for you to tell the truth! You never needed crutches at all, did ya?

I, uh... (he pulls a lever which makes a whistle to blow steam)

Applejack

Hey! (she and Apple Bloom brace themselves from the steam as they are covered by it)fxzr6vkhiz

Applejack

As in, "Discord" Discord?

Twilight Sparkle

Yes!

Fluttershy

I don't think it’s that big of a surprise. He can be very helpful.

Twilight Sparkle

He can sense when there’s a magical imbalance. The next time Tirek steals magic, Discord will be able to track him down.

Rainbow Dash

So what are you supposed to do in the meantime?

Twilight Sparkle

(sighs) Nothing. Unless of course, one of you needs me to smile and wave.

Twilight Sparkle

I think I found something! I've been reading our journal, and there's something interesting about the sections Discord bookmarked. Applejack, do you remember when you had to tell everypony that the tonic Granny bought from the Flim Flam brothers didn't really work?

Applejack

How could I forget? It was one of the hardest things I ever had to do.

Applejack

And in that moment, I knew I had to be honest, I just knew it. But what's that got to do with openin' the chest?

Twilight Sparkle

I've found that each of you has had to face a situation where living up to the Element of Harmony you represent wasn't easy. Fluttershy, it was when you realized that the way to show kindness to the Breezies was by forcing them to leave their home.

Twilight Sparkle

Rarity, even after Suri took advantage of your generosity at Fashion Week in Manehattan, you didn't let it cause you to abandon your generous spirit.

I simply couldn't have lived with myself if I didn't do something special for the friends who have always been so generous to me!

Twilight Sparkle

Rainbow Dash, you had the chance to fly with the Wonderbolts at the Equestria Games, But instead you chose to compete with your friends.

Rainbow Dash

Sure, but being loyal to my friends was way --

Pinkie Pie

Ooh! My turn, my turn!

Twilight Sparkle

Pinkie Pie, you realized that seeing your friend laugh was more important than proving you were a better party planner than Cheese Sandwich.

Pinkie Pie

Best party I've ever had!

It's clear we've all had our moments to shine, Twilight. But I'm with Applejack; what does any of this have to do with the opening of the chest?

Twilight Sparkle

All of you had tough choices to make, but when you made the right one and embraced your element, it helped somepony else make the right choice too. Each of you received something from the pony whose life you helped change. I know it sounds crazy, but maybe there's something special about those objects that could lead us to the location of the keys. The chest is connected to the Tree of Harmony. The Tree is connected to the Elements. And the Elements are connected to all of us! There must be a connection! I hate to admit it, but maybe Discord was trying to be a good friend after all.

Twilight

Let's go through this one more time

Rainbow Dash

We've been over it like 1,000,000 times, Twilight! We've found all 6 keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle. End of story.

Twilight

Yes, but why?

Applejack

I dunno, Sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothing more to it than that.

Twilight

Huh?! I'm pancake! I mean, awake...

Applejack

Uh, Twilight? Is there something you wanna tell us

You know how much we appreciate all you do for us, and we simply adore having you around... But... We worry you might be... Ahem... Avoiding something else.

Twilight

Oh, has it been that obvious? I've been... The thing is... I know it's silly, but I... I've been avoiding... This place.

Why in Equestria would you want to avoid such a gorgeous castle?

Yeah! This place has everything! Big tall ceilings that make you feel tiny...shiny new floors that are cold to the touch...brrr! And it even has loooooong empty HALLWAYS!

[glumly] Okay, I get it.

Fluttershy

What do we do now?

I hate to be the bearer of more bad news, but it’s almost sunset! We don’t figure this out soon, it’s going to look like we didn't lift a hoof to help her!

Rainbow Dash

Why is this so hard? We’re Twilight’s best friends. This should be easy for us.

Applejack

She said it herself. If anypony should be able to make her feel comfortable in her new home, it's us. If we can’t do it...

Fluttershy

Then Twilight will be stuck living in a castle that just makes her feel...sad.

Wow, Fluttershy! I didn’t know you could be loud enough to echo!

Twilight

Ugh. Is everypony alright?

Fluttershy

I can't tell if my eyes are open or closed.

Rainbow Dash

I think I can see a little bit.

Rainbow Dash

Gah! Nope.

Ooooh...

Applejack

Look at these! Pinkie's made files for everypony in town!

Fluttershy

With exactly what kind of parties we like.

Rainbow Dash

Pinkie Pie has a secret party-planning cave?! How cool is this?!

Fluttershy

[reading] "Twilight Sparkle likes vanilla ice cream, red balloons, dancing..."

Twilight

That's right!

Fluttershy

"But she's afraid of quesadillas."

Twilight

No, I'm not! They're just so... [shudders] cheesy.

[talking over each other]

Applejack

Looky here. It's notes for the party she wants to throw for her folks' 15th anniversary. But they ain't nearly that old! Huh. She's already plannin' their 100th too. And their 500th?

Twilight

I had no idea she worked so hard on her parties.

Rainbow Dash

She may be more organized than you, Twilight.

Twilight

Let's not get carried away.

I just wish Pinkie Pie were here so we could tell her how much we all appreciate her hard work.

[tearing up] Thank you! Thank you! I love you too! All of you!

Twilight

You're back!

I tried to go to Yakyakistan so I could bring something back for my party. But at the last second, I made a mistake. [sighs] I worked harder on this party than any party ever. But I'm still just a big failure.

Twilight

Pinkie, you're not a failure.

Fluttershy

What matters is how hard you tried.

Rainbow Dash

Who else would've gone all across Equestria to plan one party?

Twilight

[gasps] Luna did it!

Rainbow Dash

[yawns]

Applejack

She sure did! Only... I'm not sure exactly what she did.

Twilight

Luna created the Tantabus to punish herself! The worse she felt, the more power it had! But once she finally forgave herself for what Nightmare Moon did...

Spike

Poof!

Fluttershy

Shh! [points at Luna sleeping in the middle of the room]

Spike

Huh. Wonder what she's dreaming about now.

Applejack

And you must be—

This is Marble Pie, my baby sister who’s only a few minutes younger than me, but she’ll always be a baby to me, isn’t that right? She’s so excited to meet everypony! Oh, and she wishes you all a happy Hearth’s Warming!

Mmm-hmm.

Applejack

[To Apple Bloom] Guess Pinkie Pie always did the talkin' for her.

[burbling]

Twilight

The baby is an Alicorn?!

Cadance

[tired] It looks that way.

But... but... but I thought Alicorn wings had to be earned by accomplishing some great, princess-worthy deed!

Applejack

Yeah. How can you just be born with them?

Celestia

The birth of an Alicorn is something Equestria has never seen!

Luna

It is beyond even our understanding.

Fluttershy

[hushed] That's not very reassuring.

Wow! A unicorn, and a Pegasus! So she could be a super-strong flyer and have crazy baby magic.

Twilight

Snowfall was all set to cast her spell that would erase Hearth's Warming Eve for all time... [narrating] ...when a voice from the hearth caught her attention.

You sure you wanna go through with this?

Huh?! Who's there?!

The Spirit of Hearth's Warming Past, that's who. And you and me have got to have us a little chat.

A spirit?! [suspiciously] I didn't cast any spirit summoning spell. What are you doing here?

You don't think a spell like that would get by without some powerful forces noticing? You've got our attention, Snowfall Frost, and we've got some pretty strong opinions on this spell of yours.

"We"?

They'll be along in a bit. For now, it's just you and me. Let's get a move on. We got a ton to see and barely any time to see it.

I'm not going anywhere. I've got a spell to cast, and I don't need a history lesson about Hearth's Warming Eve.

We aren't going to the past to learn about the holiday. We're going to learn about you.

Twilight

How did this happen?

I shut down the party.

Applejack

I told Plaid Stripes no.

Fluttershy

I asked the raccoons to leave.

Rainbow Dash

I asked a lot of fabric questions.

Just like I thought Rarity would want!

Applejack

I got the passenger seat all warmed up for you, Apple Bloom!

Apple Bloom

Passenger seat?!