Applejack and Rarity in “Unfinished Business”

Applejack

[in a formal tone] My mane needs to be perfectly coiffed at all times.

[in a redneck-like tone] Well, ma' mane is full of dust and split ends.

Applejack

My hooves are so polished, you can see your reflection in them.

Ma' hooves are cracked and dry from working in the fields!

Applejack

I'm so fashion-forward.

Ah' wear droopy drawers!

Applejack

I smell like rosebuds!

Ah' love bein' covered in mud!