Big McIntosh quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

She takes pie-baking seriously! Why'd I even try?! I bet she thought I... I was making fun of her!

Applejack

Boy howdy! I got my work cut out for me! That there's the biggest bumper crop of apples I ever laid eyes on.

Eeyup. Too big for you to handle on your own.

Applejack

Come on, Big brother! You'll need to rest up and get yourself better! I haven't met an apple orchard yet that I can't handle! [Accidentally pokes Big Mac's injured ribs] Oops! Sorry. I'll take a bite out of this job by day's end!

Big Mac

Biting off more than you can chew is just what I'm afraid of.

Applejack

Are you saying my mouth is making promises my legs can't keep?

Big Mac

Eeyup.

Applejack

Why, of all the...! This is your sister Applejack, remember? The loyalest of friends and the most dependable of ponies?

Big Mac

But still only one pony. And one pony plus hundreds of apple trees just doesn't add up to-

Applejack

Don't you use your fancy mathematics to muddy the issue! I said I could handle this harvest, and I'm going to prove it to you!

Applejack

Big Mac, you've got some 'splainin' to do! Turkey call?

Eeyup.

Applejack

Trash your voice?

Eeyup.

Applejack

Zecora remedy?

Eeyup.

Applejack

Not quick enough?

Nope.

Applejack

Needed a deep voice?

Eeyup.

Applejack

Poison joke?

Eeyup.

Applejack

Flutterguy?

Eeyup.

Applejack

Better now?

Eeyup.

Applejack

And that shy filly was livin' her dream in the shadows because she couldn't bring herself to come into the spotlight?

Eeyup.

Just be honest with him.

Sugar Belle

You're right. Okay! "We're finished."

[gasps]