Mean Rarity quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Snowdash!

Hey, Merry.

Why, whatever is the matter, darling?

Was it the eggnog? Oh, I knew I put in too much cinnamon!

Oh, no, the eggnog was awesome, Flutterholly, I'm just mad at somepony who was complaining about how awful Hearth's Warming Eve is.

I don't suppose that pony's name starts with "Snow"?

And ends with "Frost"?

She said Hearth's Warming Eve is just an excuse to party, and we would all be better off spending time working to make Equestria a better place.

[booing]

What does Snowfall think a better Equestria looks like?

Ponies working hard, learning, and using their abilities for the benefit of Equestria.

Oh, my.

Snowfall Frost?

I was hoping I wasn't too late for the party? I brought gifts. [record needle scratch]

[spit-take] Boss?!

I was wrong earlier, about Hearth's Warming Eve. It's not all about singing and presents. The singing and presents are all about celebrating the ponies in our lives. The ponies we should listen to more often: our friends.

Wow. [rip] Dragon toenail? Uh... thanks?

I was in a hurry. I'll do better next time.

Ha. You kidding? No one's ever given me dragon toenail before! It's awesome! Now come get some eggnog!

Twilight Sparkle

[narrating] And from then on, it was always said of all the Hearth's Warming Eve celebrations, Snowfall's was the Hearth's Warmingest.

Rainbow Dash

Um, I have an idea. How 'bout we don't read it.

Twilight

What she means is, before you read it, we should probably tell you about—

No, no, darling. Please, no spoilers.

Fluttershy

But—

No spoilers!

Honestly, how in Equestria did it never occur to you to check for leaks?

There's just so many other things to worry about! I suppose ve get used to the vay things are, and we don't realize there vas problem.

You obviously need an outside eye to evaluate the situation. It's lucky for you Applejack is too stubborn to relax!

Um, aren't you all missing some pony?

Applejack

They'll be along.

And, uh, [hushed] usually the younger ponies drive the carts.

[chuckles] Darling, do these look like usual carts to you?

Oh! My beautiful swan cart is an ugly duckling!

Applejack

And my old-time cart is a rootin' tootin' wreck!

Rainbow Dash

[straining] It still counts as a win if I push my cart across, right?

Rainbow Dash

So I may have switched all the Filly Guide cookies for joke cookies that were supposed to make ponies' mouths rainbow but somehow turned everypony into mindless cookie-eating zombies instead! I figure we just hide out here until the effects wear off, and as long as nopony else eats the cookies, we'll be fine.

That's lovely, darling, except for one thing... [droning] We've already eaten theeeeeeeeeemmmmm...

Applejack

[droning] Looks like your prank up and backfiiiirrrrreeeeed...

Rainbow Dash

You can't just go around—

Twilight

—pranking whoever you feel like?

Fluttershy

Without thinking about how it might make them feel?

Or if they'd even enjoy it?

Applejack

Or think it's funny?

Rainbow Dash

Yeah! [beat] Ohhh. I see what you did there.

Starlight

Cogeria... persuadere... fiducia... hmm. Ah! Of course! Fiducia Compelus needs a trigger. [amplified] Ponies! Hear my voice and listen! Pinkie, kitchen. Rarity, Applejack, library. Fluttershy, stay here. Rainbow Dash, find somewhere inside the castle and set up a place where we can chillax.

[overlapped agreement]

Pinkie Pie

Ghastly Gorge may have rocks, but our gem cave rocks!

Pinkie Pie

Huh? Huh? Oh, and look! You'll never know who you'll see!

[gasps] Maud, darling! It's lovely to see you again! Oh! Congratulations on your rocktorate. What are you doing now?

Maud Pie

[deadpan] Talking to you.

Maud Pie

[deadpan] I found one.

Oh, you're an absolute darling! This will surely make my gown stand out at Countess Coloratura's album release party. Do you know how rare this is?

Pinkie Pie

Just another day in Ponyville!

Maud Pie

[deadpan] That's actually a really common gem.

Huh?

Maud Pie

[deadpan] These are all really common gems.

Pinkie Pie

They are? Uh, I mean, heh, come on! Of course they are! That's why I didn't bring you here to impress you! I wanted to make sure you had a chance to, heh, say "hello" to your old pal... Spike!

Maud Pie

[deadpan] Hello, Spike.

Rarity, did we—?

Already hemmed, ruched, and cut, my dear.

[sighs] Oh. Rarity, no reason to panic, but, um, we seem to be temporarily low! And when I say "temporarily low", I mean "completely out of"—!

The baby blue sapphires? They arrived this morning.

Oh. Heh. Wonderful. [sighs] Oh! What about the design for the—?!

And done!

Wow. You are good.

Sweetie Belle

Rarity, what are you doing here?

I am here to spend the day with you! I'm so excited, I could practically faint! You don't happen to have a fainting couch in here, do you?

It's just hard for me to believe he's not the same adorable little guy I found anymore.

Sweetie Belle

I understand. But doing things like you used to won't turn him back into a puppy.

So... what do I do?

Sweetie Belle

Treat him like the dog he is, and find new favorite things to do together.

You think so?

I know so!

The truth is, I know you're not a little filly anymore. But it's just... the last time we did all of those things together, I... I didn't realize it was gonna be the last last time. I loved doing those things with you. It's hard for me to let that go.

Sweetie Belle

Aww, Rarity! I love being with you too! That will never change! But... maybe we could just try to do different things together?

Hello, Strawberry Sunrise. This is Applejack. I was wondering if you could tell her how you feel about apples.

Don't like 'em.

Applejack

What?! Why?! They're crunchy, they're sweet, they're delicious.

[chuckles] They're not strawberries. [chewing] Mmmm! [gulp]

Applejack

You're right! Apples are better than strawberries!

Only if, by "better", you mean "better at being disgusting".

Applejack

[stammering] You'd better apologise!

Oh, I'm sorry... that you actually bite into those tasteless, mealyworm-filled things.