Mean Twilight Sparkle quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Rainbow Dash

One of you must have done this! But... why would any of you want to sabotage Hearth's Warming Eve?

[muttering nervously]

Yona

Ugh! Yak not do this! Yona offended by accusation!

Twilight Sparkle

The guilty party won't be going home over Hearth's Warming break. She or he will stay here for some one-on-one friendship lessons.

Silverstream

But what if none of us confesses?

Twilight Sparkle

Then... [sighs] I guess there's no holidays for any creature. You'll all stay over the break.

Gallus

Don't worry. You won't have to tell our teachers. I will.

Twilight Sparkle

You don't have to. We already know.

Rainbow Dash

We kinda guessed it was you.

It must be gratifying to have your idol writing to you about the friendship lessons he's learning.

Twilight Sparkle

I'm not sure I'll ever get used to it. Of course, if he really wants to learn about friendship, he could just come to our school.

Twilight Sparkle

How can any pony learn friendship in half the time?

Flam

Our coursework is so accelerated, to take longer would be a crime!

Twilight Sparkle

Star Swirl? What are you doing here?

Star Swirl the Bearded

Why, studying friendship at Flim and Flam's wonderful school!

Oh, please. I think I know a disguise when I see one. Take off that ridiculous beard... Flam!

The key to going undercover is rehearsing your backstory. [clears threat, in affected voice] I'm "Plainity". and I love bland old normal stuff. No frills for me. [normal voice] Okay! Your turn.

Twilight Sparkle

[groans] My name's Eyepatch. I have an eye patch.

Perfect!

Flam

Oh, honestly, Princess Twilight, envy does not look good on you.

Twilight Sparkle

I'm not envious! I know these two are up to something. I'm just trying to find out what.

Star Swirl the Bearded

The only pony I see who is up to something is the pony in this picture, and it is not the princess I know.

Twilight, maybe I should take over the investigation. Think of your reputation!

Twilight Sparkle

My reputation isn't worth much if I won't risk it for what I think is right.

Twilight Sparkle

You can destroy my reputation if you want, but using your students' bits to expand your resort is wrong, even if the lessons you teach are good ones.

Flam

Of course they're good. We copied them from your book.

Twilight Sparkle

Rainbow Dash and Rarity have very different interests that keep them busy. But being friends is so important to them, they always manage to make time for each other.

Gallus

You guys have nothing in common. How can you be friends?

Starlight Glimmer

It may seem like Rarity and Rainbow Dash don't have that much in common when you try to put it into words, but sometimes friendships can't be explained. You just have to see them in action to understand.

You ruined my gems!

Rainbow Dash

Yeah, well, you ruined my treasure hunt!

Ugh! This wasn't about treasure! It was about finding gemstones for my winter collection!

Rainbow Dash

Who cares about clothes?! We're supposed to be on an adventure together!

Twilight Sparkle

Rainbow Dash and Rarity are just, uh, showcasing an aspect of friendship called "banter", the playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks. [laughs nervously] It's all in good fun.

Rainbow Dash

You don't care about any of the things I like! It's always about you and your boring fashions!

Oh, puh-lease! You don't even give my interests a chance! You have absolutely no respect for the finer things! No respect, I tell you!

Rainbow Dash

Don't worry, Twilight! I know tons about searching for lost treasure!

And if I follow the culprit's clues, I'm certain I can find who took your amulet!

Twilight Sparkle

Thank you! I'll feel so much better knowing you two are looking for it together!

Twilight Sparkle

[sighs] You're absolutely right, Spike. Sometimes it is nice to get out of the library and be in the sun.

Spike

Especially when you take the library with you.

Applejack

Any pony else think that sounded like an apple core cut up in a pulp grinder?

Apple-solutely! Uh, absolutely.

Twilight Sparkle

Maybe we can just pretend she's really good, and then I'll find a spell that will—

Applejack

(to Twilight) Oh, no, no, no! We're not going through that again! Remember how that all worked out when you weren't honest with Celestia about her actin' ability? (Horse Play)

Twilight Sparkle

(groans) You're right.

Twilight Sparkle

Pinkie, we all support you, but we're afraid you're just not good at the yovidaphone, and none of us want you to waste your time on something you can't do well.

Pinkie Pie

Oh. [upbeat] Why didn't you just say so?

Pinkie Pie

[gleefully] No more yovidaphone playing for me-e-e!

Pinkie Pie

[sadly] No more yovidaphone playing for me.