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Mean Twilight Sparkle quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

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Mean Twilight Sparkle

2nd most-quoted character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: in 152 of its 808 quotes
Most scenes with: Rainbow Dash (36), Mean Rarity (32), Spike (30)

Scenes with Mean Twilight Sparkle 139

Twilight Sparkle

Pfft! Please. They’d never accept a pegasus who can’t even keep the sky clear for one measly day!

Hey, I could clear the sky in ten seconds flat!

Twilight Sparkle

Prove it.

[Rainbow Dash, a sky-blue pegasus with a rainbow-colored mane and tail with a rainbow lightning bolt cutie mark, kicks every cloud out of the sky at warp speed]

Loop-the-loop around, and wham! [kicks last cloud] What'd I say? Ten. Seconds. Flat.

[Twilight meets Fluttershy, a yellow pegasus with a pale pink mane and tail with a three-butterfly cutie mark. Fluttershy's voice is soft-tone]

Twilight Sparkle

I’m Twilight Sparkle. What’s your name?

Um, I’m [whispers] Fluttershy...

Twilight Sparkle

I’m sorry, what was that?

Um, my name is [whispers quieter] Fluttershy...

Twilight Sparkle

Didn’t quite catch that.

[squeaks]

Twilight Sparkle

Well, um, it looks like your birds are back. So I guess everything’s in order. Keep up the good work.

[squeaks]

Twilight Sparkle

OK...?

[Princess Celestia, a white alicorn with a green, blue and pink wavy mane and tail, graduates Twilight]

Twilight Sparkle, my faithful student. I knew you could do it.

TTwilight

But...you told me it was all an old pony tale.

I told you that you needed to make some friends, nothing more. I saw the signs of Nightmare Moon’s return, and I knew it was you who had the magic inside to defeat her, but you could not unleash it until you let true friendship into your heart.

[Twilight smiles at her friends]

Now if only another will as well.

[Reveal that Nightmare Moon has transformed back into Luna, a dark blue alicorn with short blue hair]

Princess Luna.

[Luna wakes up and gasps]

It has been a thousand years since I have seen you like this. Time to put our differences behind us. We were meant to rule together, little sister.

TSTwilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash

Sister?

Will you accept my friendship?

[Long pause.]

I’m so sorry! I missed you so much, big sister.

I’ve missed you too.

’’’Gaunson: yeah me too Luna though I’ll except your friendship.

Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?

TTwilight

That’s just it. Just when I learn how wonderful it is to have friends, I have to leave them.

Spike, take a note, please. [Spike writes something as she dictates.] "I, Princess Celestia, hereby decree that the unicorn Twilight Sparkle shall take on a new mission for Equestria. She must continue to study the magic of friendship. She must report to me her findings, from her new home...in Ponyville!"

[Twilight's friends gather around her.]

TTwilight

Oh, thank you, Princess Celestia! I’ll study harder than ever before!

[Round of applause.]

Isn’t this exciting? Are you excited? ’Cause I’m excited, I’ve never been so excited! Well, except for the time that I went— [gasps] But I mean, really...

[to Twilight With the umbrella.] Twilight! It's raining.

Twilight Sparkle

[sarcastically as she is obviously soaked wet from the rain.] No, really?

[drags her away] Come with me before you catch a cold!

TTwilight

Welcome, everypony! Today we are here to honor a pony we can always count on to help in matters great and small. A pony whose contributions to-

[flies in] Did you see Applejack's slick moves out there? What an athlete! This week she's gonna help me with my new flying trick, and I know, it's gonna be so awesome!

TTwilight

[pushes her away] Exactly. And-

[pops up behind the podium] This week, I get to run Sugarcube Corner for the first time.

TTwilight

What does that have to do with Applejack?

[awkward pause] Oh, Applejack, one of the best bakers ever is gonna help me! Applejack makes everything great, so free samples for everypony!

TTwilight

Okay... that's great. Now if I could just make a point without being inter-

[appears] Twilight?

TTwilight

-rupted.

Twilight, I'm so sorry, but I just wanted to mention that Applejack is also helping me this week with the official bunny census, where we count up all the new baby bunnies that were born this season. She's gonna help gather them using her wonderful herding skills. [slides away]

Twilight Sparkle

Anyone else? Anyone? No? Well then, as I was trying to say... [notices the Mayor giving her a guilty and apologetic stare; throws her papers] Ugh, never mind!

[laughs as he holds a glass under a cloud raining chocolate milk, which fills in reverse] Chaos is a wonderful, wonderful thing!

TTwilight

Not as wonderful as friendship!

Ugh, this again? [drinks the glass from the chocolate milk, and throws the milk away, where it explodes]

That's right. You couldn't break apart our friendship for long.

Oh, Applejack, don't lie to me. I'm the one who made you a liar. Will you ever learn?

Twilight Sparkle

I'll tell you what we've learned, Discord: We've learned that friendship isn't always easy, but there's no doubt it's worth fighting for!

Count me out. I've gotta get an early start!

An early start?

Yes! I'm going on a quest of self-discovery! I'm going to learn what it means to be a dragon! And the only way I'm gonna do that is to join the Dragon Migration!

TSTwilight Sparkle, Rarity and Rainbow Dash

What?!?

[Twilight blasts open a cave containing the real Cadence]

RPReal Princess Cadance

No! Wait! Ugh! Please! Don't hurt me! Twilight, it's me! Please, you have to believe me. I've been imprisoned like you. The Cadance who brought you down here was an impostor.

Twilight Sparkle

Likely story!

Sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake. Clap your hooves...

TSTwilight Sparkle and Princess Cadance

...and do a little shake.

Twilight Sparkle

You remember me!

Of course I do. How could I forget the filly I loved to sit for the most?

I-I don't understand. How can there be two of 'em?

She's a changeling! She takes the form of somepony you love and gains power by feeding off your love for them!

["Cadance" disposes her disguise and transforms into Chrysalis, Queen of the Changelings.]

[laughing] Right you are, Princess. And as queen of the changelings, it is up to me to find food for my subjects. Equestria has more love than any place I've ever encountered. My fellow changelings will be able to devour so much of it that we will gain more power than we have ever dreamed of!

They'll never get the chance! Shining Armor's protection spell will keep them from ever even reaching us!

[chuckling] Oh, I doubt that. Isn't that right, dear?

Mm-hmm.

Ah, ah, ah. Don't want to go back to the caves now, do you? Ever since I took your place, I've been feeding off Shining Armor's love for you. Every moment he grows weaker and so does his spell. Even now, my minions are chipping away at it.

CChangelings

[laughing]

[laughing] He may not be my husband, but he is under my total control now.

TSTwilight Sparkle and Princess Cadance

[both gasps]

And, I'm sorry to say, unable to perform his duties as captain of the Royal Guard.

Not my Shining Armor!

Soon, my changeling army will break through. First, we take Canterlot. And then, all of Equestria!

No. You won't. You may have made it impossible for Shining Armor to perform his spell, but now that you have so foolishly revealed your true self, I can protect my subjects from you!

[grunting]

[Princess Celestia and Queen Chrysalis engage in a beam battle. Queen Chrysalis ends up winning and Princess Celestia lands on the floor, her horn burnt and her crown loose. The wedding audience gasps in horror.]

Twilight Sparkle

Princess Celestia!

[Twilight runs to her. Her friends follow her.]

Ah! Shining Armor's love for you is even stronger than I thought! Consuming it has made me even more powerful than Celestia!

The Elements of Harmony. You must get to them, and use their power to defeat the queen.

TPTwilight, Pinkie, Fluttershy, Rainbow and Applejack

Rarity!

[laughing] You can run, but you can't hide!

[laughing] It's funny, really. Twilight here was suspicious of my behavior all along. [Twilight slaps her hoof from her chin] Too bad the rest of you were too caught up in your wedding planning to realize those suspicions were correct! [laughing]

Sorry, Twi. We should've listened to you.

Twilight Sparkle

It's not your fault. She fooled everypony.

Hmm, I did, didn't I?

[She goes over to a window]

This day has been just perfect

The kind of day which I dreamed since I was small

Everpony I'll soon control

Every stallion, mare, and foal

Who says a girl can't really have it all? [evil laugh]

Twilight Sparkle

Quick! Go to him while you still have the chance!

[magic electric sounds]

Wha-where... Huh? Is-is the wedding over?

It's all over!

Twilight Sparkle

Your spell! Perform your spell!

[evil laughing] What good would that do? My changelings already roam free.

No! [magic zaps] My power is useless now. I don't have the strength to repel them.

My love will give you strength.

[chuckling] What a lovely but absolutely ridiculous sentiment.

[magic twinkling and surging]

Nooooo!

CChangelings

[screaming]

[After the Changelings have been driven out of Canterlot, decoy Celestia fall out of the cacoon as Twilight rushes over to help her but relized it was a decoy .]

Don't worry about me. I'm fine. You have a real wedding to put together.

[Twilight smiles warmly.]

Part 1

Twilight Sparkle

You want me to help protect an entire empire?

It is, as I said, a different kind of test. But one I'm certain you will pass.

Twilight Sparkle

How do I begin?

By joining Princess Cadence and Shining Armor in the Crystal Empire.

Twilight Sparkle

My brother is there?

He is. Your Ponyville friends will join you as well. I have every confidence you will succeed. And when you do, I'll know you are ready to move on to the next level of your studies.

Twilight Sparkle

But what if I fail?

You won't.

Twilight Sparkle

But, what if...?!

You won't.

(Beat)

But Twilight... In the end, it must be you, and you alone, who ultimately assists Princess Cadence and Shining Armor in doing what needs to be done to protect the Empire. Do you understand?

Twilight Sparkle

Mmm-hmm.

Then go. There is no time to lose.

Twily! You made it. We better get moving. There are things out here we really don't want to run into after dark.

[gulps] What kind of things?

Let's just say the empire... isn't the only thing that's returned.

Something keeps trying to get in! We think it's the unicorn king who originally cursed the place.

Twilight Sparkle

But Princess Celestia said I was being sent here to find a way to protect the empire! If King Sombra can't get in, then it must already be protected. [roar]

[gasps] Th-That's one of the things, isn't it?

Guh. We have to get to the Crystal Empire. Now.

Sorry, Twilight. These crystal ponies seem to have some kind of collective amnesia or something. Only thing I was able to get out of them was something about a library.

Twilight Sparkle

[excitedly] A library? Well why didn't you say so?

Uh, thought I just did...

[Twilight Sparkle opens a door at the bottom of the staircase with dark magic, revealing a negative vision of the future]

What are you doing here?

Twilight Sparkle

I don't know! I opened the door and-

And now you must go.

Twilight Sparkle

Go where?

Doesn't matter to me. You failed the test, Twilight!

[Twilight is horrified, commercial break]

Twilight Sparkle

I don't understand! The test-

Not only will you not move on to the next level of your studies, you won't continue your studies at all!

Twilight Sparkle

I... you didn't say anything about no longer being your student if I failed!

Didn't I? [walks away]

Twilight Sparkle

But... what do I do now?!

[She looks up and sees a stained glass window of Sombra's victory; she drops in sadness and cries.]

[voiceover] Twilight! Twilight?!

[In reality, Twilight is staring at the door hypnotized by Sombra's dark magic.]

Spike TWILIGHT! TWILIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!

[Twilight hears him and comes to her senses; he comes downstairs.]

[rapid fire] I know you told me to stay up there, but you were down here for such a long time and you weren't answering and I got worried, so I came down here, and you were just staring at that wall and... I was calling your name, but I couldn't seem to get your attention, and... What were you looking at? I mean, it's just a wall.

[The door's magic affects Spike]

Ponyville? Well, how did I get... No! I-I don't want to go! Please, Twilight! Don't make me!

[Twilight closes the door, snapping Spike out of it.]

Twilight Sparkle

King Sombra's dark magic. A doorway that leads to your worst fear.

We were home... you told me you didn't need me anymore. You were sending me away.

Twilight Sparkle

A fear that will never come to pass. I'm never gonna send you away. And I'm not gonna fail my test!

[She uses her own magic on the door, allowing them access through.]

It's beautiful.

Twilight Sparkle

I wish it had been me who ultimately made it so. But it wasn't.

Twilight, as I understand it, Spike brought Princess Cadance the Crystal Heart, because you weren't sure how quickly you could find a way to escape from the tower. You weren't willing to risk the future of the citizens of the Crystal Empire in an effort to guarantee your own. Far better that I have a student who understands the meaning of self-sacrifice, than one who only looks out for her own best interests.

Twilight Sparkle

Does this mean...?!

[Celestia nods happily. Outside...]

She's totally gonna lose it! [breathes] Keep it together, Buddy. Gotta stay strong...for Twilight!

[Twilight throws the door open. After a pause...]

Twilight Sparkle

I...passed!!!

[The others cheer happily and Spike hugs Twilight.]

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