Mean Twilight Sparkle quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Spike

Your magic has really improved since we came to Ponyville, Twilight. Princess Celestia's going to love it.

Twilight Sparkle

Thanks, Spike. I have to be at my best when she arrives with the delegates from Saddle Arabia. I can't believe she's trusting me with the entertainment.

Rainbow Dash

Twilight! Come quick! It's an emergency!

Spike

But I still don’t get why the Princess would be so late.

Twilight Sparkle

She’s bringing an important visitor. That could be part of it.

Rainbow Dash

A visitor who is important and slow!

Maybe it’s somepony so terribly important, she still had many more terribly important things to do before she got here.

Spike

[tugging Twilight's tail] Maybe the visitor has a deer antler, a goat leg, a bat wing, and a snake tail!

Twilight Sparkle

[rolling her eyes] Yeah, right. That’s Discord.

Why in the wide wide world of Equestria would Princess Celestia bring along someone like that?

Spike

M-M-M-Maybe you should ask...her!

Rainbow Dash

Ugh, I can't believe we're having a dinner party with Discord!

This evening is sure to be a disaster. Glad I didn't bother wearing my fanciest outfit.

Twilight Sparkle

Fluttershy thinks this is the way to reform Discord and asked us to give it a chance.

Discord

Oh, our pony guests! [upper class voice] We're so delighted that you've come. Please, do come in.

Fluttershy

See what a beautiful job he did helping? Discord set the entire table himself. I'm so proud.

Discord

May I take your... [clears throat] hats, ladies?

Twilight Sparkle

Hang on to your elements, girls. It's gonna be a bumpy night.

Twilight Sparkle

Princess Cadance is counting on us to do our part to convince the Games Inspector to choose the Crystal Empire. And we are not gonna let her down, are we?

Pinkie Pie

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Pinkie Pie

...What? I was just answering Twilight's question.

Twilight Sparkle

I need to speak to the Princess.

You can't! You mustn't! She's in the middle of a delicate conditioning rinse that must go perfectly if there's to be any hope for her hair!

Twilight Sparkle

Come on, how bad can it be?

Imagine her mane turned into a porcupine.

Twilight Sparkle

Eww.

Twilight Sparkle

Last night when you were taking one of your seven-hour bubble baths, I got a special delivery from the princess.

"Dear Twilight Sparkle: The spell contained on the last page of this book is Star Swirl the Bearded's secret unfinished masterpiece." Ooh! "He was never able to get it right, and thus abandoned it. I believe you are the only pony who can understand and rewrite it. Princess Celestia."

From one to another, another to one. A mark of one's destiny singled out alone, fulfilled.

That doesn't make any sense. It doesn't even rhyme!

Twilight Sparkle

I cast the spell so I could find out what it was, but nothing seemed to happen. But now I know something did happen. The spell has changed the Elements of Harmony! That must be why their cutie marks are all wrong!

Twilight Sparkle

Hello? Where am I? What is this place?

Princess Celestia

Congratulations, Twilight. I knew you could do it.

Twilight Sparkle

Princess... I don't understand. What did I do?

Princess Celestia

You did something today that's never been done before. Something even a great unicorn like Star Swirl the Bearded was not able to do, because he did not understand friendship like you do. The lessons you've learned here in Ponyville have taught you well. You have proven that you're ready, Twilight.

Twilight Sparkle

Ready? Ready for what?

Fluttershy

Wow! You look just like a princess!

Princess Celestia

That's because she is a princess.

Huh?!

Pinkie Pie

Hold on a second...! [drinks water, does spit-take]

Twilight Sparkle

A...a princess?

Princess Celestia

Since you've come to Ponyville, you've displayed the charity, compassion, devotion, integrity, optimism, and of course, the leadership of a true princess.

Twilight Sparkle

But... does this mean I won't be your student anymore?

Princess Celestia

Not in the same way as before. I'll still be here to help and guide you, but we're all your students now, too. You are an inspiration to us all, Twilight.

Twilight Sparkle

But... what do I do now?! Is there a book about being a princess I should read?!

Princess Celestia

There will be time for all of that later.

Twilight Sparkle

Oh. Um... [clears throat] A little while ago, my teacher and mentor Princess Celestia sent me to live in Ponyville. She sent me to study friendship, which is something I didn't really care much about. But now, on a day like today, I can honestly say I wouldn't be standing here if it weren't for the friendships I've made with all of you. Each one of you taught me something about friendship, and for that, I will always be grateful. Today, I consider myself the luckiest pony in Equestria. Thank you, friends. Thank you, everypony!

Shining Armor

Twilight! I'm so proud of you!

Twilight Sparkle

Are you crying?

Shining Armor

Of course not. It's... it's liquid pride. Totally different thing.

[laughing]

Applejack

Way to go, Princess!

Pinkie Pie

Best coronation day ever!

Fluttershy

We love you, Twilight!

Twilight Sparkle

I love you too, girls!

Spike

Are we there yet?

Twilight Sparkle

I don't know where we are. We're lost. I never should have left my friends.

Spike

We can't just give up. Maybe if I climb up there, I'll be able to spot them. well what do you know? Twilight?

Twilight Sparkle

I know how we can save the tree: We have to give it the Elements of Harmony.

Rainbow Dash

Whoa, whoa, whoa! How are we supposed to protect Equestria?! How are we meant to rein Discord in if we can't use the Elements to turn him back to stone?!

Applejack

Twilight... The Elements of Harmony, they would keep us connected no matter what.

Twilight Sparkle

You're right about one thing, Applejack. The Elements of Harmony did bring us together. But it isn't the elements that will keep us connected. It's our friendship. And it's more important and more powerful than any magic. My new role in Equestria may mean I have to take on new responsibilities, and our friendships may be tested, but it will never ever be broken. There's no time to lose. Everypony ready?

Ready!

Twilight Sparkle

What's inside it? How am I supposed to open it?

Princess Luna

Six locks, six keys.

Princess Celestia

I do not know where they are, but I do know that it is a mystery you will not be solving alone.

Discord

My plunder seeds should've stolen the magic from the Tree of Harmony and captured Princess Celestia and Princess Luna thousands of moons ago! Alas, it seems, the tree had enough magic to keep the seeds from growing up big and strong. Until now, that is.

Twilight Sparkle

[stops seeing flashback] You realize this is information we could've used hours ago?!!?

Discord

And rob you of a valuable lesson about being princess? What kind of a friend do you think I am?

I hope A.K. Yearling's alright!

Twilight Sparkle

Oh no! What if something terrible happened to her?

Rainbow Dash

I know! There might be no more books! [Twilight glares at Rainbow Dash; awkwardly] Uhh, but, of course, I'd be worried about her, too. Heh.

Twilight Sparkle

We're going to need a carefully thought-out plan.

Rainbow Dash

I'm coming, Daring Do!

Twilight Sparkle

That's not a plan!