Rainbow Dash quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Gilda

OK, so she was really weirded out until I gave her the scone. Then she tried it and said it tasted good! That's the first nice thing anygriffon's ever said to me!

Rainbow Dash

Whoa, Pinkie. I guess that really was the problem we needed to solve.

[commercial style] Baking powder makes baked goods and friendships fluffy and delicious! [smiles, making the "squee" sound]

Twilight

You know something, girls? We are so lucky to live in this town. [hugs them] I love you all.

Rainbow Dash

Ow! That's where the bugbear bit me.

Twilight

Sorry.

Twilight

Ugh. Is everypony alright?

Fluttershy

I can't tell if my eyes are open or closed.

Rainbow Dash

I think I can see a little bit.

Rainbow Dash

Gah! Nope.

Ooooh...

Applejack

Look at these! Pinkie's made files for everypony in town!

Fluttershy

With exactly what kind of parties we like.

Rainbow Dash

Pinkie Pie has a secret party-planning cave?! How cool is this?!

Fluttershy

[reading] "Twilight Sparkle likes vanilla ice cream, red balloons, dancing..."

Twilight

That's right!

Fluttershy

"But she's afraid of quesadillas."

Twilight

No, I'm not! They're just so... [shudders] cheesy.

[talking over each other]

Applejack

Looky here. It's notes for the party she wants to throw for her folks' 15th anniversary. But they ain't nearly that old! Huh. She's already plannin' their 100th too. And their 500th?

Twilight

I had no idea she worked so hard on her parties.

Rainbow Dash

She may be more organized than you, Twilight.

Twilight

Let's not get carried away.

I just wish Pinkie Pie were here so we could tell her how much we all appreciate her hard work.

[tearing up] Thank you! Thank you! I love you too! All of you!

Twilight

You're back!

I tried to go to Yakyakistan so I could bring something back for my party. But at the last second, I made a mistake. [sighs] I worked harder on this party than any party ever. But I'm still just a big failure.

Twilight

Pinkie, you're not a failure.

Fluttershy

What matters is how hard you tried.

Rainbow Dash

Who else would've gone all across Equestria to plan one party?

Twilight

[gasps] Luna did it!

Rainbow Dash

[yawns]

Applejack

She sure did! Only... I'm not sure exactly what she did.

Twilight

Luna created the Tantabus to punish herself! The worse she felt, the more power it had! But once she finally forgave herself for what Nightmare Moon did...

Spike

Poof!

Fluttershy

Shh! [points at Luna sleeping in the middle of the room]

Spike

Huh. Wonder what she's dreaming about now.

Spitfire

Rainbow Dash, glad we found you. We need you in the show when we get to Ponyville. Flying.

Scootaloo

But she's only in the Reserves!

Spitfire

Not anymore, kid.

Rainbow Dash

[slow gasp] You mean...

Scootaloo

[gasps] Rainbow Dash, you're finally a full-fledged Wonderbolt! Woo-hoo! [laughs] Yeah, Rainbow Dash! Whoo!

Spitfire

Heh. What she said.

Snowdash!

Hey, Merry.

Why, whatever is the matter, darling?

Was it the eggnog? Oh, I knew I put in too much cinnamon!

Oh, no, the eggnog was awesome, Flutterholly, I'm just mad at somepony who was complaining about how awful Hearth's Warming Eve is.

I don't suppose that pony's name starts with "Snow"?

And ends with "Frost"?

She said Hearth's Warming Eve is just an excuse to party, and we would all be better off spending time working to make Equestria a better place.

[booing]

What does Snowfall think a better Equestria looks like?

Ponies working hard, learning, and using their abilities for the benefit of Equestria.

Oh, my.

Snowfall Frost?

I was hoping I wasn't too late for the party? I brought gifts. [record needle scratch]

[spit-take] Boss?!

I was wrong earlier, about Hearth's Warming Eve. It's not all about singing and presents. The singing and presents are all about celebrating the ponies in our lives. The ponies we should listen to more often: our friends.

Wow. [rip] Dragon toenail? Uh... thanks?

I was in a hurry. I'll do better next time.

Ha. You kidding? No one's ever given me dragon toenail before! It's awesome! Now come get some eggnog!

Twilight Sparkle

[narrating] And from then on, it was always said of all the Hearth's Warming Eve celebrations, Snowfall's was the Hearth's Warmingest.

Rainbow Dash

Um, I have an idea. How 'bout we don't read it.

Twilight

What she means is, before you read it, we should probably tell you about—

No, no, darling. Please, no spoilers.

Fluttershy

But—

No spoilers!

Twilight

How did this happen?

I shut down the party.

Applejack

I told Plaid Stripes no.

Fluttershy

I asked the raccoons to leave.

Rainbow Dash

I asked a lot of fabric questions.

Just like I thought Rarity would want!

Rainbow Dash

I am going to give you a job so simple and straightforward, not even you can weasel your way out of it! [quickly] And the second you try, I'm gonna zap you with a storm cloud! Got it?!

Zephyr Breeze

Oh, I got it. I can already feel the electricity between us.

Fluttershy

Zephyr, you're smart and talented. You could do anything if you just tried!

Zephyr Breeze

And what if I give everything I have and still fail? Honestly, I think it's better not to try at all.

Rainbow Dash

But then you won't ever do anything.

Zephyr Breeze

I don't expect you two to understand. I mean, when have you ever failed? You've literally helped save Equestria, like, a dozen times.

Fluttershy

And I was worried that I'd fail every time! Sometimes you have to do things, even though you might fail

Quibble Pants

If this were really a real Daring Do adventure, I'm sure I'd step on the wrong plank at exactly the wrong— Whoa!

Rainbow Dash

[straining]

Quibble Pants

[sighs] Good thing this is all just a pretend adventure. Least we know all of this struggling won't make the bridge fall apart.

Quibble Pants

You need to get your money back.

Quibble Pants

Uh, do you think A. K. Yearling would consider letting me write the next book? I... I think I can make things way clearer. I mean, for instance, in the second adventure, there's a side character. I don't want to kind of name it right now, because it's sort of this thing that I've already written a lot of fan fiction on. I don't want you to... Not that I'm saying that you would steal it! But I am saying this would totally go along my whole thing about puzzle-solving, except what if each puzzle that was solved unlocked a new karate move? Think of it that way, right? And I mean I'm kind of a "Yearlite" myself, so I'm sure she'd be open to—

Rainbow Dash

Uh... Quibble?

Quibble Pants

Sorry!

Oh! My beautiful swan cart is an ugly duckling!

Applejack

And my old-time cart is a rootin' tootin' wreck!

Rainbow Dash

[straining] It still counts as a win if I push my cart across, right?