Quibble Pants quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Quibble Pants

Right. We're actually being held captive by Caballeron. Please! This guy's accent is all over the place! No offense.

I...

Quibble Pants

If this were really a real Daring Do adventure, I'm sure I'd step on the wrong plank at exactly the wrong— Whoa!

Rainbow Dash

[straining]

Quibble Pants

[sighs] Good thing this is all just a pretend adventure. Least we know all of this struggling won't make the bridge fall apart.

Quibble Pants

You need to get your money back.

Quibble Pants

Uh, do you think A. K. Yearling would consider letting me write the next book? I... I think I can make things way clearer. I mean, for instance, in the second adventure, there's a side character. I don't want to kind of name it right now, because it's sort of this thing that I've already written a lot of fan fiction on. I don't want you to... Not that I'm saying that you would steal it! But I am saying this would totally go along my whole thing about puzzle-solving, except what if each puzzle that was solved unlocked a new karate move? Think of it that way, right? And I mean I'm kind of a "Yearlite" myself, so I'm sure she'd be open to—

Rainbow Dash

Uh... Quibble?

Quibble Pants

Sorry!