Spitfire quotes from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Rainbow Dash

I just wish I could've met the Wonderbolts when they were awake. [a hoof taps on her shoulder. She turns around to see Spitfire, at the head of the Wonderbolts] Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, mygosh!

Spitfire

So you're the little pony who saved our lives. We really wanted to meet you, and say thanks.

Rainbow Dash

Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, mygosh!

Spitfire

[sitting at her desk looking over file] This better be important. You're supposed to be up there busting clouds with your partner.

Rainbow Dash

We're done with that, ma'am.

Spitfire

Already!? [looks at a clock on the wall] That's an academy record! Explain your methods.

Rainbow Dash

That's why I'm here, ma'am. Lightning Dust decided to use a tornado.

Spitfire

A bit excessive for cloud-busting, but judging from your time, it was obviously an effective tactic.

Rainbow Dash

Yeah, well that "effective tactic" nearly took out my friends!! No disrespect, ma'am, but there's a difference between pushing yourself as hard as you can and being reckless. And if being reckless gets rewarded around here, if that's what it means to be a Wonderbolt, then I don't want any part of it.

Spitfire

What are you saying, newbie?

Rainbow Dash

[lays her wing pony badge on desk] I quit. [Spitfire stunned; leaves office, looks back fearfully]

Spitfire

Rainbow Dash! How dare you storm out of my office without giving me a chance to respond?! The Wonderbolts are looking for the best flyers in Equestria, but you were right. Being the best should never come at the expense of our fellow ponies. It's not just about pushing ourselves. It's about pushing ourselves in the right direction. You've shown that you're capable of doing just that. You're no wing pony, Rainbow Dash, you're a leader.

Rainbow Dash

Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!

Spitfire

Now get out there and give me twenty!

Rainbow Dash

Yes ma'am.

Spitfire

Rainbow Dash, glad we found you. We need you in the show when we get to Ponyville. Flying.

Scootaloo

But she's only in the Reserves!

Spitfire

Not anymore, kid.

Rainbow Dash

[slow gasp] You mean...

Scootaloo

[gasps] Rainbow Dash, you're finally a full-fledged Wonderbolt! Woo-hoo! [laughs] Yeah, Rainbow Dash! Whoo!

Spitfire

Heh. What she said.

Spitfire

You know what happens when something goes wrong with the Crushinator Jaws of Smashalot?

Rainbow Dash

Patent pending?

Spitfire

You end up in a full body wing-and-hoof cast drinking through a straw!