All right, listen up, munchkins. My name's Ted, and your names don't matter, so put your empty heads down and shut your yaps while us grown-ups talk business. [points to Donald Deer] You!
[confused] Huh?
Yes, you! Quiet down over there before I take those antlers and mount them on the wall!
[A little later in Principal Pixiefrog's office…]
[sobbing] It was horrible! He threatened to mount my antlers on a wall! He's so insensitive!
Let me give you the straight poop, swampy. I'm an oxpecker, see, and this piece of roadkill over here has obviously never seen a personality before. He must be having some sort of allergic reaction.
[laughs] Well, the boy is a bit tedious, isn't he?
[Donald bawls and runs out of the office]
Wait, Donald! I'm-- We're terribly sorry, P.F. Uh, Ted understands if he has to go now.
Nonsense. He's a fresh, new voice here at Charles Darwin Middle School.
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