(After being told about "the children's crusade")
Did the children's crusade really work?
Of course they probably did. How dare you question things when I don't!
S3 E3Innocence
S3 E4Alone
I am not "Holier-than-thou", Mother. But I am Holier than you.
Firstly, we must all pray for grace! Dear Lord in Godland, bless this mess of delicious food and thank you kindly for keeping our joyous family together under this one love-filled roof! We all need people who aren't mean to me or that don't act like they care about doing dirty, awful things to you. [becoming more despondent with each sentence] We need family because they care that I'm a real person who has thoughts of sadness, sometimes, along with happy thoughts or scared or aloneness thoughts. I feel thoughts of emotions and I need people to know that. So, thank you for keeping this family in good... shape. [suddenly cheerful again] The end for now, while we eat, signed, my family. [wipes a tear from her eye] Wow. My eye is really sweating up a storm here.
S3 E5Trigger
Where did you learn to shoot like that, Doughy?
I don't know. I guess you just have to act like nobody cares; like, nothing you ever do really means anything to anybody. You know, like you're totally invisible.
Orel, you've got one week to get over your jitters and become a decent shot. Until you do, I wanna see this gun in your hand 24 hours a day. It has to feel like it's a part of your body, the way a tumbler of whiskey feels in my desperate grip.
Gosh, who would've thought that bringing a loaded gun to school could be such a disaster.
Hey, sheriff? You want me to stay here to make sure that Orel doesn't goof anything up? Or maybe you can take me on the hunting trip with you, sheriff.
Oh ho ho, Doughy. That was just a ploy to get Orel to shoot better. Why, you could be Lee Harvey Oswald and I still wouldn't bring you on that trip with me.
S3 E6Dumb
Hey Orel, where are you going tagging along with your dad like a goofy-two-shoes?
My dad's taking me hunting
Cool! I love killing things! It's funny!
Yeah...
You should try shooting animals right in the legs, that way, It'll be easier to punch them to death!
Um...are you my mom?
What? Who told you that?
Some dummy...
How can I be your mom? I've never even hit you!
Wow. This is weird. You're holding my you.
[holding Sonny] Yeah. I wished you could've held my me. When it wasn't... him.
Yeah. Me too.
[After Joe has beaten his dad for hiding the truth about his mom, Nurse Bendy.]
SMs. Secondopinionson
He doesn't remember, Joe. He's getting old.
He was always old!
SMs. Secondopinionson
Well then, he's getting old... er. He's losing his mind.
Good!
SMs. Secondopinionson
The first parts he forgot were the ones about your mom.
Why didn't you tell me about her?
SMs. Secondopinionson
Why should I tell you anything? I'm not your mom.
S3 E7Help
Finish this one: "Unbridled free thinking leads to...?"
Free thinking...free thinking...free thinking? This that even a word?
Two words. Some call it a phrase.
HMrs Hymentact
Modella, I'm surprised at you!
MHModella Hymentact
It wasn't I, mother.
HMrs Hymentact
Well, it certainly wasn't our dear, little Lunchbox here.
Mom, that was me singing...along with the family.
HMrs Hymentact
Really, Bloberta; you know we don't need two sopranos, and your older sister has perfect pitch.
I know.
RHRaymond Hymentact
Oh please, nobody's per--
HMrs Hymentact
RAYMOND!!!
RHRaymond Hymentact
I'll shut up!
[At their wedding, Clay smiles at Bloberta as she walks down the aisle but as soon as she stands to him at the altar, he frowns. She looks at him and stops smiling too.]
And do you, Bloberta Hymentact, take Clay Puppington as your lawfully wedded husband?
[Bloberta takes a deep breath, the camera zooms in and transitions to the present in "Nature Part 2"]
Why not?
S3 E8Passing
AAngela
Only God could explain why you stayed here with me, and your brothers and sisters didn't. It must have been all that praying I did during the pregnancy with you. Do you know I didn't even smoke? Imagine being that preoccupied that you forget to even light up a cigarette every once in a while. My stomach was tied in such knots, and...I was so steeped in all my prayers that I couldn't even force down a highball. I mean, if it wasn't for food, I would've wasted away to nothing; and of course, through everything that was going on through my mind, I never had time to horseback ride or go on a roller coaster. And that trampoline out back, that practically went to waste. With all that lack of exercise, it's a wonder you were ever born at all.
Mom, are you telling me that you're trying to tell me that I'm not your precious, only ever?
AAngela
Well, you're my precious, only, living ever. By default.
You lied to me!
AAngela
No!
You lied to me, Mommy! I'm not going to be your precious, only, living ever any more!
AAngela
No! Clarence, come back! I mean, Clay!
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