Miss Sculptham quotes from Moral Orel

I teach school, which has nothing to do with life, so don't pin this on me!

The crusades took place during the Dark Ages, which was a very pious and righteous time in our history. Doughy?

Doughy

But the Dark Ages sound scary.

Well, they're not. "Dark" in this case, means something more like "shade" and "shelter." To be in a cool, dark place away from the oppressive heat of blinding enlightenment.

So what did they end up getting back from the Crusades?

Well, as you can see, many of the artefacts are here behind this glass. We have the Holy Grail, a porthole from Noah's Ark, and the skeleton of the baby Jesus. All of these, of course, can be purchased in the museum gift shop.

Orel

Did the children's crusade really work?

Of course they probably did. How dare you question things when I don't!