Where did you learn to shoot like that, Doughy?
I don't know. I guess you just have to act like nobody cares; like, nothing you ever do really means anything to anybody. You know, like you're totally invisible.
Moral Orel · Season 3, Episode 5
“Trigger” · Season 3, Episode 5
In this episode: Orel (2), Clay Puppington (2), Doughy Latchkey (2)
Where did you learn to shoot like that, Doughy?
I don't know. I guess you just have to act like nobody cares; like, nothing you ever do really means anything to anybody. You know, like you're totally invisible.
Orel, you've got one week to get over your jitters and become a decent shot. Until you do, I wanna see this gun in your hand 24 hours a day. It has to feel like it's a part of your body, the way a tumbler of whiskey feels in my desperate grip.
Gosh, who would've thought that bringing a loaded gun to school could be such a disaster.
Hey, sheriff? You want me to stay here to make sure that Orel doesn't goof anything up? Or maybe you can take me on the hunting trip with you, sheriff.
Oh ho ho, Doughy. That was just a ploy to get Orel to shoot better. Why, you could be Lee Harvey Oswald and I still wouldn't bring you on that trip with me.
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