Wait a minute! You're asking me to take responsibility for what Orel does?
I know it's a tall order.
90% of the time, I'm not even responsible for my own actions!
What if you quit drinking?
(mockingly) Yeah, what if?
“Innocence” · Season 3, Episode 3
In this episode: Rev. Putty (2), Miss Sculptham (2), Orel (1), Clay Puppington (1), Principal Fakey (1), Doctor Potterswheel (1)
Look, we've all given Orel guidance over the years, it is my considered opinion that the child may have been... misled.
[The congregation disagree]
Guys, wait! It sounds weird, but maybe Dr. Potterswheel's right. What if we... don't know what we're talking about?
[Everyone gasps in horror.]
I teach school, which has nothing to do with life, so don't pin this on me!
(After being told about "the children's crusade")
Did the children's crusade really work?
Of course they probably did. How dare you question things when I don't!
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