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Miss Censordoll

I am not "Holier-than-thou", Mother. But I am Holier than you.

S3 E4 Alone

Your birthday? Why didn't you say anything, Miss Censordoll?

Miss Censordoll

I prefer not to annually celebrate the emergence of my unclad body through such an unsavoury passage as my mothers womb.

S2 E5 Offensiveness

Hot dog, picket signs!

Miss Censordoll

There’s a special Saturday screening of “The Greatest Story Ever Told”.

That’s not a dirty movie.

Miss Censordoll

They all are, Orel, if you find a way to look at them just right…

But, it’s about the life of our Lord. It can’t be that bad.

Miss Censordoll

Then let’s let God be the judge of that, shall we?

[She twitches uncontrollably and writes “MOVIE TOO LONG AND BORING, DISTRACTS AUDIENCE INTO WHORING!” onto the blank picket sign]

Miss Censordoll

Of course! That God. Even makes me feel inferior.

S2 E5 Offensiveness

Miss Censordoll

Finish this one: "Unbridled free thinking leads to...?"

Free thinking...free thinking...free thinking? This that even a word?

Miss Censordoll

Two words. Some call it a phrase.

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