[Mike is handing out envelopes to employees]
Here you are. Compliments of Monsters, Incorporated. This one is for you. This one is for you. This one is for you. This one is for you, my friend.
SulleyHey, Mike. What's in the envelopes?
Sulley
Money?
Sulley
You mean money-money?
Yeah. I'm calling it "Free Money Mondays." I'm telling ya, morale has never been better!
Sulley
Where'd you get all that cash?
From your emergency money jar you keep hidden under your bed.
Sulley
But...
Sulley
But we...
This is an emergency, right? This one is for you, my friend.
BBean
Oozeball tables, fine art, Free Money Mondays?
And I have more ideas where those came from. How about a rooftop swimming pool?
Sulley
We don't need a swimming pool.
A Monsters, Inc. swim team!
Sulley
We don't need a swim team!
Then who's gonna use the pool?
Sulley
Bean, I can explain all of this. ...Actually, I can't explain any of it.
Hello?! What's to explain? Look at my graph-thingie. I've never seen morale turn around this quick!
And our laugh canister output has already doubled.
BBean
Really? Well. At this rate, profits should turn around rather quickly.
Sulley
It was all Mike's doing. Good job, Mikey.
Aw, thank you. Thank you, Sulley.
Sulley
No problem. And did you hear? Tomorrow's Pay Me Back Tuesday.
[Mike chuckles nervously]
[all comedy class participants have reported to the Laugh Floor]
Attention! Now, listen to me. I don't care if it's a giggle, a chortle, a guffaw, a tee-hee, we need laugh energy, and we need it now. Mary, all five eyes on me. Chuck all four arms at your side. Kaitlyn, you ooze, you lose. You may not be official jokesters, but power demand is high. So your mission, make kids laugh!
[whispers to Karla] This is awesome.
I brought my liquid-emitting flower.
Yes, sir! I'm very funny, sir!
My nana talks funnier than that!
[in a baby voice] Yes, sir! I'm very funny, sir!
Y'know, actually, that's pretty funny.
That was my baby voice. I've been working on it for a while.
Y'know, you should use that on the Laugh Floor.
Sulley
Mike, how long do I have to hold you like this?
Oh, sorry, Sulley. PROPS!!
[Tylor gives up his first chance to make a kid laugh after he felt guilty about Adorable; the Himalayan banishment door appears on the Laugh Floor]
Uh-oh. Sulley, this door looks very familiar.
[bursts through the door holding snow cones, followed by Tylor and Val] Snow cones for everybody!
We've got lemon and lingonberry.
And zero-calorie snow flavored.
Sulley
Adorable, what are you doing here?
Perfect timing. Yum! With this heat, I could sure use one of those snow cones.
Sulley
We were in your cave a month ago.
Yeah, but that's a long time in Yeti years. Uh, snow cone?
[takes a lemon snow cone] What a way to cool off. [tastes his snow cone, making his voice raspy] Mmm. And these lemon ones, they're a little tart. Makes my mouth feel funny.
Yeah, it was all my friend Tylor's idea.
Um, Sulley, Mike, I feel like Adorable here has been banished long enough.
More like unjustly banished by Waternoose for discovering the Scream Extractor.
Sulley
Scream Extractor? No wonder he wanted to get rid of you.
You shouldn't have been banished, you should've been rewarded.
Sulley
You're right, Mike. Adorable, now that I'm CEO of Monsters, Incorporated, I hereby un-banish you.
Ya here that? Officially un-banished!
And no more mail room for you. You're getting a promotion as…
[In the main lobby of the factory]
Official snow cone seller of Monsters, Incorporated!
Sulley
Congratulations, Carla.
I'll see ya and your funny flower tomorrow on the Laugh Floor.
Hey, sorry you missed your chance.
Eh, I'll get another one. It's me, remember? Besides, when life throws you a snowball, you make a snow cone.
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