[all comedy class participants have reported to the Laugh Floor]
Attention! Now, listen to me. I don't care if it's a giggle, a chortle, a guffaw, a tee-hee, we need laugh energy, and we need it now. Mary, all five eyes on me. Chuck all four arms at your side. Kaitlyn, you ooze, you lose. You may not be official jokesters, but power demand is high. So your mission, make kids laugh!
[whispers to Karla] This is awesome.
CarlaI brought my liquid-emitting flower.
Yes, sir! I'm very funny, sir!
My nana talks funnier than that!
[in a baby voice] Yes, sir! I'm very funny, sir!
Y'know, actually, that's pretty funny.
That was my baby voice. I've been working on it for a while.
Y'know, you should use that on the Laugh Floor.
Mike, how long do I have to hold you like this?
Oh, sorry, Sulley. PROPS!!
[Tylor has tricked Adorable into going back into the Himalayas by having him make snow cones for Mike and Sulley]
I found out what happened. Why he was banished.
He didn't eat Dale, or steal cars, or drink screams. He never hurt anybody.
I don't understand. Then why would he be banished?
He saw a letter from Waternoose about plans for a machine that would extract screams from kids.
Oh, he knew about the Scream Extractor.
After that, Waternoose banished him for life. But he just wanted a friend.
Hey, Tylor, get in here! We've just about met the power demand, and you're not even on the board.
Carla
The kid loved it. You should have heard him laugh.
Who knew Carla and that liquid-emitting flora was so funny? [chuckles] I love surprises.
[Tylor gives up his first chance to make a kid laugh after he felt guilty about Adorable; the Himalayan banishment door appears on the Laugh Floor]
Uh-oh. Sulley, this door looks very familiar.
[bursts through the door holding snow cones, followed by Tylor and Val] Snow cones for everybody!
We've got lemon and lingonberry.
And zero-calorie snow flavored.
Adorable, what are you doing here?
Perfect timing. Yum! With this heat, I could sure use one of those snow cones.
We were in your cave a month ago.
Yeah, but that's a long time in Yeti years. Uh, snow cone?
[takes a lemon snow cone] What a way to cool off. [tastes his snow cone, making his voice raspy] Mmm. And these lemon ones, they're a little tart. Makes my mouth feel funny.
Yeah, it was all my friend Tylor's idea.
Um, Sulley, Mike, I feel like Adorable here has been banished long enough.
More like unjustly banished by Waternoose for discovering the Scream Extractor.
Scream Extractor? No wonder he wanted to get rid of you.
You shouldn't have been banished, you should've been rewarded.
You're right, Mike. Adorable, now that I'm CEO of Monsters, Incorporated, I hereby un-banish you.
Ya here that? Officially un-banished!
And no more mail room for you. You're getting a promotion as…
[In the main lobby of the factory]
Official snow cone seller of Monsters, Incorporated!
I'll see ya and your funny flower tomorrow on the Laugh Floor.
Carla
Oh, thanks.
Hey, sorry you missed your chance.
Eh, I'll get another one. It's me, remember? Besides, when life throws you a snowball, you make a snow cone.
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