Adorable Snowman quotes from Monsters at Work

Adorable

Welcome to the Himalayas!

Adorable

Yeah, ice sculptures. You gotta have a hobby. Well, in this case, it's more of an art. I call this one Yak in Winter Three.

Tylor

Yeah. I... I'm sorry, how did I end up hanging upside down?

Adorable

Oh, you fainted. Yeah, I had to get the blood to your head.

Tylor

Yeah, I recognize you.

Adorable

Anyway, Yak in Winter One and Two, now they were equally impressive. [chuckles and turns on his chainsaw] Wanna try it? Watch your fingers. Don't breathe in the fumes.

Tylor

No, no, no!

Adorable

Come on! What are you afraid of?

Tylor

You! I'm afraid of you.

Adorable

[confused] Me?

Tylor

You're Abominable. You were banished!

Adorable

"Abominable"? Oh, why can't they call me the "Adorable Snowman"? And why "snowman", huh? I'm not made of snow. I'm not even a man.

Tylor

If you're here, and I'm here, [realizes] That was a banishment door.

Tylor

Val?

Adorable

Another roomie!

Val

[scared] Y-y-y-y-you're the...

Adorable

Adorable Snowman!

Val

I heard you ate some guy in Monster Resources.

Adorable

Who? Dale?

Val

That's what I heard.

Adorable

I didn't eat Dale. Dale quit. Went to school to become a massage therapist. Which I'm like, "You need a school for that?"

Val

Uh, yeah. Nine months. And a lot of money.

Adorable

Yeah, I'm misunderstood.

Val

Oh.

Adorable

But now, I got some friends that understand me.

Val

Aw.

Adorable

Hey! I'll get some games. We can play Pin the Tail on a Yak or Name That Yak or Yakopoly!

Val

Yakopoly? I love games, too.

Tylor

Okay, we gotta get back. Let's go, let's go.

Val

Let's stay.

Tylor

Stay? What? No.

Val

Come on, Tylor.

Tylor

You wanna spend the rest of your life here?!

Val

Please, can we stay? Please, please, please, please, please...

Tylor

No. No. No!

Duncan

What's he doing here?! He stole 27 1/2 cars from the parking lot!

Cutter

No, he was banished for drinking screams directly from the canisters.

Val

Is this true?

Adorable

What would I do with half a car?

Duncan

Oh, who knows the twisted criminal mind?!

Cutter

He's gotta go. Assisting or harboring a banished monster is punishable by banishment.

Fritz

Banishment?

Cutter

And you definitely can't hide 'em in your apartment for six months. Not that I would know.

Adorable

Yaks mostly eat grass and wildflowers, and some people think they have four stomachs. But they really have one stomach with four compartments.

Tylor

Really?

Adorable

And the milk? Oh, delicious. But you know what really gets the taste buds hoppin'? Mmm, yak yogurt.

Tylor

Okay, could you just stop with the yak yakking yak? Okay? Please? [sighs] Today was my big chance to be a jokester.

Adorable

Jokester? What's a jokester?

Tylor

That's right. You don't... [sighs] It's laugh power now. No more scare power.

Adorable

Really?

Tylor

I was gonna be a Scarer, but now my only chance to get on that floor is to make a kid laugh.

Adorable

Yeah, I know how you feel, kid. But when life throws you a snowball, make snow cones.

Mike

Uh-oh. Sulley, this door looks very familiar.

Adorable

[bursts through the door holding snow cones, followed by Tylor and Val] Snow cones for everybody!

Tylor

We've got lemon and lingonberry.

Val

And zero-calorie snow flavored.

Sulley

Adorable, what are you doing here?

Mike

Perfect timing. Yum! With this heat, I could sure use one of those snow cones.

Adorable

Guys, it's been years.

Sulley

We were in your cave a month ago.

Adorable

Yeah, but that's a long time in Yeti years. Uh, snow cone?

Mike

[takes a lemon snow cone] What a way to cool off. [tastes his snow cone, making his voice raspy] Mmm. And these lemon ones, they're a little tart. Makes my mouth feel funny.

Adorable

Yeah, it was all my friend Tylor's idea.

Tylor

Um, Sulley, Mike, I feel like Adorable here has been banished long enough.

Val

More like unjustly banished by Waternoose for discovering the Scream Extractor.

Sulley

Scream Extractor? No wonder he wanted to get rid of you.

Mike

You shouldn't have been banished, you should've been rewarded.

Sulley

You're right, Mike. Adorable, now that I'm CEO of Monsters, Incorporated, I hereby un-banish you.

Adorable

Ya here that? Officially un-banished!

Val

Whoo-hoo! Yes!

Mike

And no more mail room for you. You're getting a promotion as…

Adorable

Official snow cone seller of Monsters, Incorporated!

Smitty

I'll have lemon.

Needleman

Make that two.

Adorable

There you go.

Sulley

Congratulations, Carla.

Mike

I'll see ya and your funny flower tomorrow on the Laugh Floor.

Carla

Oh, thanks.

Val

Hey, sorry you missed your chance.

Tylor

Eh, I'll get another one. It's me, remember? Besides, when life throws you a snowball, you make a snow cone.