Samuel Waingaya quotes from Monk

Samuel Waingaya

Can you reach into my pants?

Monk

[Long pause] Yes...

Monk

Okay, this is how we do our laundry in America. There are your whites.

Samuel Waingaya

My whites, excellent.

Monk

Your off-whites. Your off-off-whites. There are the primary colors, red, yellow, green, blue, and that’s indigo. Left socks, right socks. I’ve labeled them for you.

Samuel Waingaya

But in Nigeria, we just wash all of our socks together.

Monk

Well, I don’t like to judge people, but that’s wrong.

Samuel Waingaya

So you mean you separate everything? But how much is that going to cost?

Monk

$200.

Excuse me, are you using all the machines?

Samuel Waingaya

That's right.

But they're empty.

The pre-wash what?

Samuel Waingaya

The cleansing cycle. If you are going to live here, you should learn some of the customs. [To Monk] Did you see that, with the finger? What does that mean?

Monk

That means "We're number one" and we should hurry.