Can you reach into my pants?
[Long pause] Yes...
“Mr. Monk and the Foreign Man” · Season 8
In this episode: Adrian Monk (3), Samuel Waingaya (3), Natalie Teeger (1), Lt. Disher (1)
Are you trying to impress that girl?
What girl?
The CSI tech. You think that's a quality she's looking for in a man? Do you think she's saying, "Why can't I meet an attractive 30-something nonsmoker who's oblivious to the stench of rotting flesh?"
[At a laundromat]
Okay, this is how we do our laundry in America. There are your whites.
My whites, excellent.
Your off-whites. Your off-off-whites. There are the primary colors, red, yellow, green, blue, and that’s indigo. Left socks, right socks. I’ve labeled them for you.
But in Nigeria, we just wash all of our socks together.
Well, I don’t like to judge people, but that’s wrong.
So you mean you separate everything? But how much is that going to cost?
$200.
LCLaundry Customer
Excuse me, are you using all the machines?
That's right.
LCLaundry Customer
But they're empty.
Samuel Waingaya That is the pre-wash cleansing cycle.
LCLaundry Customer
The pre-wash what?
The cleansing cycle. If you are going to live here, you should learn some of the customs. [To Monk] Did you see that, with the finger? What does that mean?
That means "We're number one" and we should hurry.
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