Joe Christie quotes from Monk

Sharona

So where is he, anyway?

Joe Christie

Last I saw, he was putting away boxes in the shoe department.

Sharona

He's putting boxes away?

Joe Christie

[laughing] Yeah...

Sharona

Oh, God. Maybe we'd better go ahead and start ordering now, you know?

Joe Christie

[indicates the prize mug] What do you think?

Adrian Monk

I think Edna was killed over this mug.

Joe Christie

Really?

Adrian Monk

No.

Joe Christie

Well, maybe it's made out of gold and painted over.

Adrian Monk

Joe... [He taps the mug with his pen. It's obviously ceramic]

Joe Christie

Hey, you said try 300 theories until one fits.

Adrian Monk

I said that?

Joe Christie

Yeah. I remember everything you ever said, God help me.

Joe Christie

89-cent plastic commemorative plaque. Would you kill someone to get this?

Adrian Monk

I'd kill someone not to get it.

Adrian Monk

Tell me about the Lobster Barrel.

Joe Christie

It's a family place. It's noisy, there's a million kids. You wouldn't last five minutes. It's got a great all-you-can-eat buffet with seven different kinds of shrimp: jumbo shrimp, batter-dipped shrimp, tempura shrimp...

Adrian Monk

Okay, stop telling me about the Lobster Barrel.

Joe Christie

...barbecued shrimp...

Adrian Monk

Stop.