Dr. Charles Kroger quotes from Monk

Monk

[About Father] I love him. He taught me what love really means.

Dr. Kroger

You used to say that about Trudy, Adrian. What do you think she'd say if she were here?

Monk

[Grabbing a tissue] I just want to thank you again for seeing me on such short notice. Were you sleeping?

Dr. Charles Kroger

No, no, no, happy to do it.

Monk

Your wife wasn't too happy. I could hear her in the background.

Dr. Charles Kroger

No, Madeleine is fine. It's part of the job and she knows that.

Monk

Does she have Tourette syndrome?

Dr. Charles Kroger

[Thinking for a while] Yes! Yes she does. So, uh, a glass eyeball?

Monk

The mother died three months ago, the son never reported it.

Dr. Charles Kroger

Now, hang on, did the son kill the mother?

Monk

Well the doctors say no. It was a heart aneurysm. Her son, Matthew, is an amateur taxidermist. He stuffed her body, carried her from room to room, like nothing happened.

Dr. Charles Kroger

Yeah, I've heard of cases like that. You see, he couldn't function without her. And they call it radical cognitive bonding.

Monk

At least I never dug Trudy up and had her stuffed and mounted, right?

Dr. Charles Kroger

Yes, and I've always been very proud of you for that.