CCarrie
[On top of Rudy kissing him passionately] Hmm... Purr!
No... stop it...! Knock it off! [Pushes Carrie off him] Sorry, I'm really sorry. I'm just not really feeling it!
Carrie: What?
Well, it's just if it's going to be me centenary fuck, it's gotta be summat special, hasn't it? You know what I mean? Something a bit magical. It's got to be something I can tell me grand kids when they run around me ankles, you know what I mean?
Shit, well, I'm sorry you feel that way, but you know what, love, it doesn't change the fact... what was that? There's something in that cupboard. All right. It's all right, um... [picks up a mug and practices using it as a weapon] Imagine that! [opens cupboard to discover Richard]
RichardThe white rabbit!
It's him, it's Saunders, he's here! What you doing in there?
Richard
He's coming for us, he's out there! The white rabbit's coming!
[Mimics Richard] Oh, this is classic Saunders, this is, trippin' his friggin' balls off! What have you taken?! It won't mean anything to you, this, right, but I'm tellin' you, this is bloody vintage... vintage Saunders!
Richard
The white rabbit! R -R- Rabbit! White rabbit!
You were kind of out of it. We... We found you out in the hallway.
Right. You the one that put me in the toilet?
Yeah, I- I... I felt bad just leaving you there like that.
Didn't touch me up or anything while you were moving me? Bit of the old side boob?
Then why are my knickers on inside out?
[Slaps Finn's head] You...!
I- I- I didn't do anything. I didn't.
Oh, my God. I never... [splutters]
I'm joking. [She and Rudy One laugh] Hey!
No. No, th... Thanks a lot.
Anyway, I'm kind of in the middle of something.
Yeah. [Grabs Finn and pulls him away]
Nice one. [To Alex] Hey, come on, drink up. We're goin'.
Because there's a giant white rabbit out there who's wearing a suit, he's got a golf club, and he's... goin' round killing people.
What is wrong with you both? It's just a fucking rabbit! I told you!
Richard
I told you he was out there.
Richard
The white rabbit. I said he was coming for us.
Richard, did you do this? Is this your rabbit, mate?
Richard
I haven't done any in a while. I didn't think it was gonna happen again.
Richard
The storm. I dropped some acid and it got bad. It got really fucking bad.
[Leans into Richard] Mate, did you shit yourself? Dude, did you shit yourself? This hallucination... shat himself.
Richard
The white rabbit, it's become real!
Hang on a minute, so you've taken acid, there's now a giant white rabbit with a golf club and no-one's shat themselves, that's good.
I thought she was with you.
She... Well, we need to find her.
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