Nun quotes from Misfits

Nadine? It's Nadine. She's gone.

[To Nadine at altar in congregation room] There's a young man here to see you. He says he has your bag.

Nadine

You can send him in.

Be careful, Nadine.

Nadine

[Under breath] Shit.

Sound Of Music.go

What about it?

It had a nun in it. And it was a great film, weren't it? [Clears throat] Happy... Happy Feet. Happy F... Penguins! Ha-ha! It had penguins in it. I'm getting... I'm an idiot.

Nadine will see you now.

Penguins. Are they birds or are they fish? Does it really matter anyway? We're all God's creatures. So... all right. [Does dance by Bert from Mary Poppins] Brrr! [Quacks] Happy Feet, innit? [Laughs]

It's not funny.

It's just an 'abit. Habit! 'Cause you... no? Ohh. [Nun closes door to congregational room and Rudy sees Nadine, exhales] So. As it turns out, you're a nun. [Laughs] A... A nun. I'd have never seen that comin'. [Laughs]

Nadine

I wanted to tell you. I didn't know what to do.

Yeah, you and this nun thing... what does that mean... for me and you, and... us and our thing? I mean, is there even a thing, or...

Nadine

I've given myself to Jesus.

Y- Yeah. But... you know, you and the Jesus fella, is that exclusive, really, 'cause... I'd settle for being your booty call!

Nadine

I can't see you again. I'm sorry.

It's... It's all right. So... I understand that's a good decision. I never meant for this to happen. It's all right. It's fine. It's Jesus. [Laughs] He's the Son of God. I'm just a dickhead. With a big mouth. And a bag, which is yours. You left it. I'll just... I'll pop it up here, eh? [Hangs bag from a hand of outstretched arms of Jesus] She's all yours. Just be nice. She's special, this one.

Nadine

Rudy. [Stifles tears]

They should call it Sad Feet. [Walks away]

[To Nadine watching Rudy walk away] You must never see him again. It's too dangerous.

[At door of Nadine's convent] Um... Please, let me see her. I just wanna talk to her.

She doesn't want to see you.

I wanna talk to her. I just wanna see her, that's all.

You have to go. Go. [Attempts to close door with Rudy's foot obstructing]

Nadine! That is my foot! You're being a really mean nun. You are a very mean nun. You... are a dick! Fucking nasty bastards! Shit! Oh, fuck. [Sees Nadine in a glass sunroom and runs to her] Nadine! [Two nuns manhandle her away] No, no...! Oi! No, no! Where are you taking her?! Fucking nuns are full of shit! Nadine, I'm coming for you. Nadine! You can't stop us being together, you know. I'm gonna c... Fuck.